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Dylan, 38

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About Me

Been here, done this. So be the one who makes sure i don't ever have to come back. I have pics, just ask. I'm actually a Scorpio. Looking for honesty? I have that, to a fault. So let's start with the basics. I'm a bbw. About ***lbs. My ass IS proportionate to my chest for those wondering. I have 3 kids. (This does terrible things to the body, I don't care what anyone says***lives at home but she's 19. I can be skeptic and quiet but I warm up depending on your level of honesty and compassion and openness. I can be (let's face it, I will be) a beech for 5 days a month followed but 5 days of whining and sleeping. Just leave flowers, cheese nips and chocolate by the bed and tell me to shut up. I will get over it and sing your praises when its over. Promise. :) I have always and will always work my ass off. I love to cook, drive to no where, love the theater, love the beach in the evening and open to doing new things. (This does not include a three some or open relationship) Also happy with a bonfire and a beer. Respect is very important to me. I like a guy who is all guy but knows how to treat a lady. I can be a bad girl and good woman at the same time. I'm looking for my Mr. Right. Not my Mr. Right now. I'm pretty funny too. :) I'm understanding, I'm compassionate and I'm different. Ask me anything, I'm an open book and even though I've lived I still have plenty of pages left to write a happy, fun and hopefully adventurous ending. If it is in your nature to cancel at the last minute, if you are not serious, if you have unrealistic expectations... I will know. Do not message me in the first place. If you do not believe its in your nature to do these things, ask yourself if you've done this before. If you have then IT IS IN YOUR NATURE. I want someone who will make me laugh and who wants to laugh. I know my profile seems a little harsh but I'm not nearly as harsh as it seems. I promise. I am looking for something that will last. I don't want a one night stand, I'm not your good time and no, this is not a challenge. I'm a very caring person. I have feelings just like everyone else does.I have recently been laid off from work. (i'm not jobless yet) But I am looking for work. lol Oh yeah, I'm a small town Northern girl. So small town that I grew up with 6 kids in my class including me.People come in all shapes, sizes and colors.... and we all have something awesome to offer someone. Hopefully the RIGHT someone.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Brinda

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Thanks for checking out my profile. I'm not big into the bar scene; too many players looking for a good time!..we enjoy our beer), I'm just not sure I want to meet my future husband that way. I'm at the point in my life where I'm ready to begin the next chapter. I've found my dream job. I've grown into a fun, responsible, caring, interesting person and I'm ready to share my life with someone as equally fun, responsible, caring and interesting! Unfortunately, spending my days in a high school classroom doesn't provide me with the opportunity to meet many grown-ups! I want to meet someone with a job and a purpose in life, but he isn't defined by what he does for a living. Someone who'd be up for going to a sports bar, the zoo, a musical, a museum, a concert, a game (football, hockey, baseball, whatever!), or whatever else sounds fun that weekend. Someone who is polite to the waitress and a good tipper. Someone who will hand a dollar to the homeless man outside the restaurant and hold the door for a woman with her hands full of groceries. Someone who finds "Airplane" hilarious but will also watch "When Harry Met Sally" without rolling his eyes. Someone who wants to someday be a good husband and father.Are you the guy for me? If you agree with the following statements, you just might be. 1. 2.) People should NOT drive 58 mph in the far left lane. 3.) Hard core gansta rap is not the right music for a romantic evening, wedding, funeral, grandparent's birthday... 4.) NFL teams should not be able to run out the clock at the end of the fourth quarter by taking a knee. They get paid millions of dollars a year...I want to see 4 full quarters of play!

  • Jesica

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am a laid back individual and would definitely describe myself as an extrovert. I think I have a great sense of humor, and I am pretty sure most people I know would agree. I enjoy life to its' fullest and can have fun in almost any situation. Life is way too short and too much fun to sit around and let it idly pass me by. I like meeting new people, trying new things and always welcome a new adventure. I enjoy all types of outdoor activities and love to travel, whether it is a planned vacation or an impromptu road trip - I am game. I enjoy live music, kayaking, paddle boarding, hiking, going to the beach ect... I like to go out and have a good time, but don't feel the need to do so every night of the week. Besides, I believe that it is the company one keeps that makes for a good time and I am just as happy staying home, cooking dinner and watching movies. I can't really say that I have a an exact 'type' as everybody brings different attributes to the table which make them special - But am definitely attracted to someone who makes me laugh and can laugh at themselves. Life is way too short to be serious all of the time. I would like to able to learn a few things from my partner as well as teach them a few. I tend to be attracted to open-minded individuals. There are some amazing places on this planet and I would love someone to share my travels with. A sense of humor is a must and a little sarcasm (or a lot) never hurt anybody. If you want to know more, just ask..... Something fun and casual where we can talk and get to know each other. The best first dates are the ones that leave you excited to go on a second date.

  • Renie

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Very unique lady. Enjoys travel,sand,sun & friends. Hard working. Best things in life good friends, good food, good times....from yoga pants at home to heels & dress on 5th ave.. message me...if you can't be a gentleman than don't bother....ya missed the lady part ;-) Peanut butter & jelly. Doritos & a sunny day~ simple pleasures.... many things that people no longer enjoy

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