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Kemberly, 33

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About Me

Why should people get to know me? Hmmmm.....its tricky writing about yourself, as we've all figured out. So here's a little about me: Smart, kind, funny.....obviously modest. I'm also sarcastic, curious and playful. Sarcasm is the fastest way to my heart, along with a great smile. I love to laugh and I'm the first one to laugh at myself. I'm an avid runnner and reader. One of my favorite things is an early morning or late night run when all you can hear is your feet hitting the pavement. My second favorite...probably anything with a chocolate and peanut butter combination, especially ice cream. I'm looking for someone with whom I can share the things I love....well everything except the ice cream. Come to think of it, if you look away I'll probably steal yours.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ryann

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I love good banter but don't take myself or others too seriously. There are precious few things I won't find a way to take the piss out of, you have been warned. I have the hand eye co-ordination of a blind paraplegic but I like getting outdoors for a long walk on the beach or hike up a hill to keep fit. And I do the odd Zumba class because a bit of public humiliation is character building.I like what some might call adventurous holidays to far-flung places, most recently went gorilla trekking in Rwanda but am a home-bird at heart. So what I'm Iooking for....Someone outgoing, confident, with a healthy sense of adventure.; be tall!Ps I hate text speak. Use your words. And if you can't do better than "Hi, how are you?" then don't hold your breath for a reply Surprise me...Or on 2nd thoughts maybe a first date isn't the best time for surprises...

  • Robbi

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Lets all face it. Dating sucks. You get all dressed up, super nervous, maybe a couple of anxiety attacks, throw up....and that's all before the door bell rings, and you meet this person face to face for the very first time. It takes exactly 5 seconds to realize that all the drama you put yourself through before that moment was worthless, because you have no plans to ever see this person again. They are not what you wanted or expected, and now you have to deal with going out? The phrase "lets just be friends", is a mood killer for everyone. Its someone's way of letting you off the hook "easily". The problem with online dating, is that the only thing you have to go on are pictures. Nobody is real. Everyone puts their best pics on their profiles, so generally what you see isn't what you get unless you are prepared to give that date twenty minutes alone in the bathroom mirror so they can find the best part of themselves before facing you again.Yet, after countless failed dates, I find myself trying this again. Hoping for a slight moment in time that there is maybe even one person out there for me. Why am I single? Because no one has been good enough? Because Im an ***hole? Who knows. I say what I mean and mean what I say, because I never want someone to accuse me of being someone I am not. I don't like flowers. I don't own jewelry. I don't need "stuff". What I do want however, is to finally finally find my true love. True love you say? Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Why not! I am a single parent of one child. She is almost 4. I am 33, turning 34. My longest relationship has been a year. And I have had 2 of them. Not a lot. You see, I don't need a man. I want a man. But I want a real man. No lies. No bullshit. Just truth. I like clean cut, work hard, play hard type of men. Someone who is romantic, and can actually love. I will love you until my heart explodes. I want that in return. Im not looking for sex. That comes after commitment. Lots of it!!!!! I don't care about age. Yes, I do care about looks...Im human.What do I like to do? Ill show you during football season. Nothing like a little friendly competition.....(its not really friendly, just my attempt at luring you in)If you have made it through my profile, please, send an *** do you have to lose? I mean we are already all online dating....haha. 5 minutes. Meet somewhere near my house, so that I can come straight home and drink a martini after deciding that I don't want to talk to you again...haha.OR after those 5 minutes, go do something fun. I like to laugh until I pee myself. All about the class baby.

  • Dallas

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I am new to the area and am always up to meet some new people. I moved here for work from NY. So far NC seems like a nice area and the people are friendly. I am just looking for someone to get to know and see where it goes from there. I dont like playing games, thats not me. Just be honest and flat out, communication is important. I love to ilaugh and think you can cure anything with laughter. I am sarcastic most of the time but not in a mean way like some people tend to be. I can laugh at myself and make other people laugh. I am an all around good girl, shy at first but open up after I get to know someone. I have to get to know someone before I start dating them. I have always dated people I knew so online dating is out of my comfort zone. If there is anything else you want to know just ask! Happy fishing!If you are looking for a Friend with benefifs please do NOT contact me Something with no pressure, just get to know someone over coffee or something else low key.

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