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Robbi, 34

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About Me

Lets all face it. Dating sucks. You get all dressed up, super nervous, maybe a couple of anxiety attacks, throw up....and that's all before the door bell rings, and you meet this person face to face for the very first time. It takes exactly 5 seconds to realize that all the drama you put yourself through before that moment was worthless, because you have no plans to ever see this person again. They are not what you wanted or expected, and now you have to deal with going out? The phrase "lets just be friends", is a mood killer for everyone. Its someone's way of letting you off the hook "easily". The problem with online dating, is that the only thing you have to go on are pictures. Nobody is real. Everyone puts their best pics on their profiles, so generally what you see isn't what you get unless you are prepared to give that date twenty minutes alone in the bathroom mirror so they can find the best part of themselves before facing you again.Yet, after countless failed dates, I find myself trying this again. Hoping for a slight moment in time that there is maybe even one person out there for me. Why am I single? Because no one has been good enough? Because Im an ***hole? Who knows. I say what I mean and mean what I say, because I never want someone to accuse me of being someone I am not. I don't like flowers. I don't own jewelry. I don't need "stuff". What I do want however, is to finally finally find my true love. True love you say? Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Why not! I am a single parent of one child. She is almost 4. I am 33, turning 34. My longest relationship has been a year. And I have had 2 of them. Not a lot. You see, I don't need a man. I want a man. But I want a real man. No lies. No bullshit. Just truth. I like clean cut, work hard, play hard type of men. Someone who is romantic, and can actually love. I will love you until my heart explodes. I want that in return. Im not looking for sex. That comes after commitment. Lots of it!!!!! I don't care about age. Yes, I do care about looks...Im human.What do I like to do? Ill show you during football season. Nothing like a little friendly competition.....(its not really friendly, just my attempt at luring you in)If you have made it through my profile, please, send an *** do you have to lose? I mean we are already all online dating....haha. 5 minutes. Meet somewhere near my house, so that I can come straight home and drink a martini after deciding that I don't want to talk to you again...haha.OR after those 5 minutes, go do something fun. I like to laugh until I pee myself. All about the class baby.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    First things first......If all you are looking for is sex.....please stop reading now cause you're wasting your time!!!! I will NOT send you nudes, discuss my sex life, or see your nudes. And I am most definitely NOT looking for random hookups. Just because I'm a big girl doesn't mean I will settle for less than I deserve. I am here looking to meet a great guy to date and see where it goes, ultimately I want to settle down with someone who completes me. I know looks play a part, but I'm really hoping I can find that man who also believes that who you are inside is important, cause our looks will eventually fade as we grow old, but who we are inside is who you fall in love with. If you can't be honest then I'm not your girl. I value honesty above all else. Must be able to have a conversation without it turning into an all about sex chat. MUST be able to act like an adult BUT still have that child side of you too.....lol It's good to know that you can have fun and let out that littke kid inside us all with someone just as fun lol MUST like kids and animals!!!! This is vital as I have one of each(one child one pet lol) My daughter is my life.Looking to meet someone who knows that it's what's inside that counts, and not judge by looks alone. A man who knows how to make a girl feel special just a look. Oh if you can't handle someone who has a dirty mind then I'm not your girl lol my mind tends to wander to the gutter often be it in joke or not lol if you can't embrace your sexual side then there's no fun lol The ideal first date would be a nice dinner, nothing too fancy, just something nice to get to know each other. Even just a coffee date would be good.

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