• Enid
• Oklahoma
• United States

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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

First off i have three jobs i drive no kids no drama so i expect the same thing. Dont have time for broke fathers who dont drive. so i've met some people off here, pretty much every single meeting was horrible , some because of me and most because of the turd that came and dropped a 2 on my party.... so please if you're a walking corny turd please don't bother me, ill just block you, and than tell all my gfs who are on here to do the same... i block everyone i dont want to talk to.. only because you make desperate attempts to talk to me everyday and its ANNOYING! knock it off.. its not like i didn't get your message... please no "uncle touchey's" .. dont want that kind of creeper type.. you know who you are..also im pretty much done with trying to meet someone, so it will take alot before you're able to meet me.. im just bored, not going to waste my time anymore... little about me, I'm outspoken, funny, crazy, weird, bratty, mouthy, sweet, compassionate, animal lover, and i can drink, and i like to drink.... if i find the right guy im willing to stop, but for now being 26 cute single and no kids, kinda hard not to go out and have some fun!!! i am by far my own biggest fan.. i love myself in every possible way.. i think im awesome...I'm always smiling, I love my life and I'm happy 90% of the time... Im fun crazy and outgoing...i like to live by a certain rule "if life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka and have a party!...so now here come the random things....love bums..dont know why.. i like to steal things from restaraunts and i love mexican food... I like perverted humor, bar jokes, or just bullshitting about stupid scenarios ..i have a weird obsession with fanny packs.. i effin love them and am doing everything in my power to bring em back... so you have an issue with fanny packs beat i..im terrified of spiders but snakes dont bug me..i love franks red hot sauce...im not the best cook.. i try lol.. I love country music and love guys that like it too... I got a lot of guy traits.. Can't help it.. im obsessed with the first 48..i hate making the bed.. I despise mustard so bad i cant even look at it ....sorry. giants rule and the dodgers suck...i love dirtbikes and guys who ride dirtbikes are def a plus..love camping.. bmx is fun as well..i like to shoot guns... I love going to the mountains and wish I lived in the sticks..i love chickens.. i got drunk and stole a rooster once.. i woke up to a rooster crowing in my bed...took me a min to realize what was going on.. ..I love doing stuff that might get me in trouble.. ok so im sick of the headliners saying "nice guys finish last", no! ugly guys finish last, and guys who have corny, whiney headliners, who act like sissies, whine and cry, finish last, so grow some balls and maybe you'll finish 2nd or 3rd....!! if your profile picture is a car, ill assume your a transformer and will not respond.... i love dirty boys!! guy who wear black socks are just insanely sexy to me,(i know weird) and a man on a dirtbike has my heart! Not into the metro "live downtown" type guy but honestly i can't lie.. i love men!!! if your the dinner and a movie type than im not your type.. how do you get to know someone when you cant talk.. thats where i go when the date is going bad.... good date killer.. If your a one pic wonder than beat it.. we all have that one picture we look good in..if your hat hott than kick rocks..one second they're colin ferrel...all bad.. if you are doing the half naked bathroom picture than hell yes! rock those sexy abs.. if you look good in the mirror than i say take that picture baby!!!! i love looking at half naked men :)...please just admit your a ginger.. dont lie and say blonde, we can tell the difference.. guys who get there eyebrows done... or wear chick fag pants with scarfs.. disgusting.. please no justin beiber hair styles...no hippie tree huggers...mandals are not ok, nor are affliction or tapout shirts.... you know who you are..Please Please no sissy boys........guys who drive el caminos..pick one.. car or truck...... im not havin it... you need to go to the dentist... not a date..... beety eyes are a hell no.. if you have one eyebrow than you belong on sesame street... not a dating site.. also if you have giant holes in your ears than please do not even try, go back to your little huts in the jungle, where your language involves a series of clicks and pops, and you go out everyday to hunt bugs and rodents... super gross and if you got through this whole thing.. your the man!!!! im also mainly kidding in all of this.. i love men in general, but this site is a joke so im going to make some funnies :) We would have fun! Probably go up to the mountains.. Hike around.. Play some hide n seek.. or maybe go roller skating down a steep hill... see who falls first? or maybe go to the jump house push little kids around and have a blastie.. im open for anything..... drive ins? gotta love the drive ins.. a random scavenger hunt? we can make the rules...

• Enid
• Oklahoma
• United States

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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

So a little about me, I love music-- pretty much any genre works, as long as I can sing along to it! I always have a song in my head, and can generally be found singing. I have a handsome 4yr old son who I adore. I love watching him grow and explore the world around him. I work full time, and tend to work hard and play hard. I plan to return to school in January to complete me bachelors in biology. I hope to one day work with Tigers and other big cats in some capacity.My friends would tell you that I'm caring, charming, late for everything (sad but true-- it's getting better thou), and that I would do anything possible to help someone in need. I love spending time with my son, family, and friends. I enjoy going out just as much as staying in. Both are necessary to stay balanced. I enjoy watching football in the fall. I love to try new things, and will try anything at least once... I'm ok with keeping things simple. Coffee and a walk, or dinner, just something that allows conversation to happen. Movies are fun, but it's pretty hard to get to know someone in a theater :)

• Enid
• Oklahoma
• United States

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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

Here is just a little bit about me... My family and friends are very important to me. I love to travel. I like to do outdoor activities in the summer. I am a very outgoing and energetic person. I can make conversation with anyone. I am an honest person who loves to have fun OR relax for the evening :)