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SaigeOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
So about me...I can and will turn doing mundane tasks into a songI'm known mostly for my inappropriate and sarcastic sense of humorI can't stand stillI have 7 tattoos and want moreI love pretty much all musicI want to have an English bulldog one dayI hate oysters. How can something that feels like a cold booger be sexy?I'm completely aware of how unsexy using the word booger in a dating profile isI still signal big trucks to pull the horn during car tripsSometimes I break out into interpretive dance/strange "dancing" to relieve boredomI'm a nurse and no, I will not give you a bed bathI will read your profile before responding to your ***, so if your message is just "hi, how are you?" I hope you have something more interesting to say in your profile or I probably won't respondI'm sarcastic and loud but also the sweetest girl you'll ever meetI miss field trips in school. I want to go back to those zoos, aquariums and museumsSo if you're awesome, I'd love to hear from you...I'm pretty awesome myself :) Something fun but no pressure. Maybe a field trip! Just somewhere we can relax, have fun and get to know each other.
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AshleyOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I think ill fill this part out later. Aren't pictures worth a thousand words?
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SaffronOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Hello there,I'm a laid back chick that doesn't take herself to seriously. It takes a lot for me to get mad so I tend to just laugh things off. I love to smile and laugh so if you can make that happen your on the right track to win me over.I try to be as creative as possible in everything that I do whether it's turning old sweaters into dog beds, drawing friends birthday cards, altering used clothing or decorating cupcakes.I considered myself a thrifty shopper, I buy "most" my clothes at renaissance or village des valuers. Thrift shopping is one of my favourite pastimes so if your down let's go thrifting !I'm a sucker for men with facial hair, beards, moustaches combination of both I love it all. If you don't own a razor, there's a big chance I will fall for you. Lol also I really dig tattoos, I have three of my own and plan on getting more. Im working in the Spa industry. I am a aesthetician by trade but recently been wanting to have a career change. I'm not sure what but I'm sure ill figure it out.Im really good at :-Making forts-Sarcasm-Creating get rich quick schemes -Scaring small children and the elderly-Breaking things -Accents-Mud wrestling or just normal wrestling.-Not winning the lotto ***Reciting the lyrics to "; by Coolio. -Wearing ugly Christmas sweaters -Dancing to "its not unusual" by Tom JonesMessage me...-If you used to cry at the ending of the littlest hobo.-If you prefer st. -If you enjoy watching infomercials.-If you want someone to play call of duty with you. -If you love dogs.-If you find Sasquatch investigations interesting.-if your cat makes TOO much noise.-If Bobs your uncle.-If Anchorman HAPPENS to be one of your favorite movies.- D.odge D.uck D.ip D.ive and D.odge The Five D's in Dodgeball people! C'MON!!AND! If you enjoy going for long car rides while listening to wicked tunes.I'm on here to meet new interesting people to hang out with and have fun. ( Have fun is not code for anything but good times),(Good times is not code for sex) Meet, Drinks, Eats, Hang.