SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AddysonOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people>> Can I just ask what's with getting put as a favourite or "wants to meet you" then never sending a message??!! Be ****ed if I'm sending a message for an ego rub :D ??Ok so this is it..... I have a sense of humour it's everything, I mean if ya can't laugh at yourself when you trip up the stairs or super glue you're hands together then life must be pretty serious. I love to laugh I love to make people laugh, I'm really goofy but I am serious when need to be, Im Intelligent but not arrogant or opinionated. I am currently working and doing as much college as i can.. Money does not bother me I'm not materialistic in any shape or form nor do I cause drama but I am slightly dramatic in explaining stories cause lets face it, it sounds better. I've got a little girl who like most parents she's my world so if you've a problem with it then I wish you luck ... love tattoos, albeit tasteful ones.ive got 4 myself will be 5 after I finish my half sleeve ...... Oh and "secret piercings" :D Anything else just ask I'm an open book lying is not worth the hassle.I'm really a lovely person by the way!!!honest :) I'm a lover for the uniforms; army, police, fire fighter ( you get my drift, if you are interested in knowing why just ask as i dont want to put certain information about my "preferences") so if you're one of them.... Hellllooooooo ;)and if you have tattoos, piercings,bikes ....... Same goes .I'm here for a laugh at the moment,just chatting away and seeing what happens..So don't be shy, no seriously don't be shy... I don't know what to do shy people its awkward :oBe prepare for a good slagging if you're profile is asking for it.... ie..... Pictures sprawled out on fancy cars( ya gotta stop touching the neighbours yellow punto) you're main picture is of you with an extremely hot girl( yes that's going to attract the women?) and last but not least the info section... Calling yourself the strong brooding romantic type is not going to get you're hole, if you were that type you wouldn't write it down you would use you're chivalry in a different way( use you're imagination***thing that annoys me is if u tlk lke dis I dnt undrstnd dis ritin I use English and learned to spell properly when I was 6) I don't wanna hear if I've offended you or you feel I have high standards because I don't, I'm honest in what I like so no wasting each others time.:D Guys with the no top on pics,greased up and sporting you're pop eye pose in you're mams bathroom mirror....... I salute you.........you make me laugh!!!!some of them are hilarious so I thank you for the giggles, the only packs I'm interested in are the cold ones in the fridge and ya better be willing to share :DOi!!! calling all sexually frustrated odd balls and down right weirdos feck off I'm not interested in servicing your needs that's what a wank is for and the weirdos... I'm not your shrink...married men..... Go back to your wives If ya got through all that fair ****s to ya?? Oh Jesus..... Something that won't cost a lot of money so no arguments on who pays, somewhere I can wear something comfortable and be myself and not worry if one of my fake eye lashes is currently stuck to my ear... And something that does not involve alcohol, it could get messy with all them raging hormones flying about.
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AnikaOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Becoming paranoid and realising that the impending cliche of ending up alone with 7 cats watching Murder She Wrote and Judge Judy reruns may be upon me if I don't give into online dating. Supposedly all the cool kids are doing it. I'm fairly open minded but if I get a naked picture in the first message I will not reply. Il also post it on *** from that just ask away and i will tell you the rest. No pic, no reply. ;-) Not the cinema, coffee, or anything boring!!!
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LeeannaOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Wanna know more??Mail me.No pic? Don't botherFake pic? Why botherPics of u and your ex? Sad.I've known to be good craic, spontaneous, funny, impulsive, honest, brutally honest, happy, reliable, truthful realist looking to meet someone different... Infectious personality comes to mind, my weakness is confidence and humour in a man.Not easily amused so save the sh*t chat up lines.Known to be funny well a total patronising sarcastic piss taker, must be, I tend to laugh at my own jokes! So if your easily offended, jog on. Mr right? Usually mr wrong. Love outrageous people! but sick weirdos need not apply.Why am I single?? Cause I choose to be.If I don't reply Im not mean it just means I've looked at ur profile and thought.... Ehhhhhh no!If i wanted free porn I'd go on a porn site for bigger and better ones! Less of the filthy pics yea.If its 'fun' your looking for? Keep looking.If I didn't reply the first time, I won't the second.Save the 'Hi' and 'Hey' opening lines Zzzzzz!And no Im not rude i repeat not rude or up my own a*** I'm a girl that like most guys, don't do bullshit.. :)I'm welllll travelled and very open minded lived in the outback for 3 months and on a boat for 9 so I love nothin more than a challenge.. :)I don't mean a special needs challenge seriously some weirdos on here! P.S Wish there was a gallery link on my page so i cud show all the nasty mails n pics I get! Not cool. Or pics of your body's without a head!! Are you all a bunch of w*****s on here? Prove me wrong.Oh and midgets need not apply First date??? U cud be in for a long night somethin fun!!!