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BrinleyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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BrittniOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hi everyone! I'm on here looking for someone special who I can regard to as my best friend. I'm not looking to rush into anything but I don't waste my time with people I don't see a future with. This person is someone LOCAL, not religious and someone educated that I'm attracted to.A bit about me- I like to explore everthing I can in life because I need to experience it all or I feel like I'm missing out. This includes things that are "scary" or "gross" and I'm looking for someone who is game to try them with me! I have quite a few countries and states explored under my belt and i'm always planning the next trip in my head. I believe there should never be any regrets because you must have had a reason for doing whatever it was in the first place. I try to treat people the way I like to be treated and I appreciate great things when they come along. I love to go out and do things but I have been accused of being a homebody. Oh and a heads up, I'm a jeans and wife beater girl who'll dress up mainly on occasion, so if you're looking for a high maintenance kinda girl, I am not her. Also, a few disclaimers:Please smile in your pics... It's disconcerting when you're trying to look "hard". I don't know why guys are so self conscious of how they look happy!You're, Your should be used correctly and Ur (Yes slang is ok) if you're not sure which is which. You'll lose me right away if I sense it's not a typo. Yes There, They're and Their are just as bad. I'm not perfect at grammar but these are the basics. 5 random things about myself:1. I will try most anything once- even if its nerve wracking and anxiety filled. 2. Needless to say I was a tomboy!3. I actually have a bucket list to make sure I'm living my life! I just recently crossed off another adventure and just checked off another one- my 6th!4. I have to crumble egg shells entirely if I get the chance- I love the feeling for whatever reason. (Same goes for stepping on dried leaves) (surprisingly enough I could care less about bubble wrap!)5. My family loves classic cars and we have 10 cars and 2 motorcycles btwn the 5 of us. Truthfully I hate picking out dates in general esp at 1st cuz you can learn a lot about a person from what he picks. Once I’m comfortable enough, I love showing ppl around and having them do something out of the ordinary. I like to have an experience with someone on a 1st date but with that said, if you don’t have that connection with them then it’s not a great idea…
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JesseniaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
You probably don't really care what I do in my free time...but just to see if you actually can read. I play pool a lot and spend a lot of time baking. I live right by the beach but I don't go into the water at all. I am very sarcastic and some people take that as me being a **** or rude but I really am not either of those things. Unless provoked :0) Not my job to figure that out...