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BrinleyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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CharletteOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I was born in CA and moved around a lot over the years and then I found my way back home to CA about 8 years ago. I love to be active however I can. I love the outdoors so I can usually find an excuse to get out and have some fun.I love trying new things, whether it's a new place to eat or a new hiking spot. These simple things keep life interesting. Since I have such a regimented schedule during the week, I love to be spontaneous whenever possible. Luckily, I have friends that also share this passion, so we're up to no good most of the time......but I won't go into all that. You know, we can save that for later.Hmm......what else? I love animals so you can expect me to stop and pet just about every cute furry thing that passes me by. My family and I are very close so besides God, they come first in my life.I'm a total foodie so you have to feed me chocolate covered bugs for me to turn down a meal. I love to experiment with food. At my previous job, I represented many indy rock bands so I'm a bit partial to rock and I also grew up listening to classic rock. I enjoy all music, just ask my iTunes. My favorite movies are mostly comedies or action films. I'm a total kid at heart.Finally, my religion is very important to me so I will not date someone who is not a Christian. I don't have a perfect first date in mind. To me, a good first date is simply a connection, an attraction and and lots of laughs.
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ArgeliaOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Love life all day everyday. Fun loving easy going energetic woman looking for a partner in crime. I love working out, riding bikes to the beach, traveling, going to concerts, drama free, laughing, playing pool, watching sports, sushi, dancing, drinks, and good company. As well as educated men that have there ish together, not interested in being anyones mother again :( Just got back from several weeks in Europe and had the time of my life and want to go back ASAP! Also says dating but nothing serious....open to see where it goes but have no expectations since Im new to this. Have a wonderful day/night :)