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Brinley
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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Edythe
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I like the color pink, sparkly things, boys with tattoos, lemon drop martinis and people that make me laugh. I do not like being cold, waking up early, missing the people I love or being interrupted. Other than that I don't really know what to say.
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Christinia
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Ok i have to update this a little, i have four musts lol, Job/Vehicle/Like dogs/Like Beer :)im a fun person, love to laugh & be funny! i wear my heart on my sleve & try to help ppl out. i enjoy the outdoors! & i love dogs! ive been workin at the same place for about 11 yrs, im a full time veterinary tech! like it says im lookin for a MAN =) Im lookin for someone who is wanting a serious relationship, Im to old for games & drama wit guys. I just want someone to be my best friend & hopefully kids are somewhere in the future! lol but first we need to hang out and go from there :) but I can never have enough friends either.Latey guys have been askin me if im SINGLE!! Well YES I AM! or I wouldnt be on this here site!! DUH! Im lookin for a RELATIONSHIP also, if you not, then dont bother. Im NOT LOOKIN TO JUST HOOK UP & I dont wanna JUST HANG OUT!! Thats all my complaining for now :) I'm always down for anything once lol. I enjoy a cold beer now & then. Bowling & tennis are always fun too. Dinner & a movie is typical but fun too!