SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BrinleyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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AryannaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
SIDE NOTE.If my profile sounds like im superficial then you are mistaken. I am not looking for a provider, however I dont see anything wrong with wanting a man who has ambition. I dont care what your job is as long as you thrive in what you do. I dont see how me wanting a man who has a job, car, and his own place benefits me. If you're in your 30's you should have a job, a car, and your own place. If you don't have those then we aren't going to be a match. I have been there done that, tend to attract good looking losers and I am looking for someone who is not only good looking, but has a brain as well. I don't like a man with a "soft" voice, that has more emotions than I do (sorry just being honest).Not interested in men just trying to hook up, you can find street hookers for that. Other than that, I am a single mother (father is not really in the picture), a strong, confident, and independent woman... who is looking for someone that is the same. I am not a possessive, needy person that has to see her man every day. I'm not really a fan of arguing either... I like to pick my battles.*** UPDATE *** Ok 2 things... sending pics of your penis... really cmon... that's not a turn on... not when I don't even know you. Get serious. And this "meet me" feature is ridiculous... how do you plan to meet someone without even talking to them? Don't just press "meet me" and run away... send me a message... I'm looking for a man not a boy ;-)I'm really tired of messages from men thinking that I'm looking for someone to takecare of me. Its ridiculous really. An interest in a man with a job and car doesn't speak anything about me. You having your own stuff doesn't benefit me so get to know me before you judge me. You making assumptions speaks volumes to your insecurities. Thanks! My idea of a first date... hmmm... no movies because there is no conversation. Wow me. I don't need something extravagant but a man who pays for the date would be nice. It's the simple things in life that get you further.
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GeorgeOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
If you understand my headline, you will understand what I am looking for. I love my job in fraud at a major bank. I work a standard Monday thru Friday and try to take full advantage of my weekends. I spend time training for 5k runs and enjoy going out hiking or a great night out all dolled up. I am always looking to try something at least once. I like listening to country music but listen to most anything. I don't like movies like jackass or pineapple express or that genre in general. I am a hopeless romantic and love those types of movies. I like tattoos and have 6 of them, but don't be scared, I'm not a biker chick or anything. If there is anything else you want to know, just ask. Anything that allows conversation and getting to know each other.