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BrinleyOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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JacquelineOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Hey there, I'm not new here, just come back on occasion. I live in central Cali and am avidly looking for a dental job. My interests consist of gardening, music, water such as swimming, beach walks, etc. I have a dog and a kitten I love dearly. I do have a 14 year old daughter who I have pretty much raised on my own with help of my mother and friends. I most definitely do not want another child, but if you have children around my daughters age that is fine. I love walking my dog to the park, and just being outdoors. I love motorcycles and sewing. I do have a seamstress business on my own time. I'm pretty low key, not complicated and ready for someone new who sparks my interest. As I said I'm not complicated, coffee, drinks, lunch, something simple to see if we click. Then I'd be open to more options.
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IsaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
My main goal is to do the best I can in life... I am inspired by the out-pouring of kindness during tough times and I do the best I can, myself, to help others get by during moments of life when things are rough. I love movies, not much of a music buff... I use *** then having a phone as I want to see the person I'm talking to, more into the outdoors on a nice day then inside being bored. The world is there for us to enjoy, so why not waste our life enjoy it..?I dont own a tv, it would keep my inside if I did and I don't like being a slave to technology. Alot of people run their lives around their shows, needing to be home certain times to watch certain programs and that's letting tv run your life!!! Life is about making memories so 20 years from now we can say ...remember 20 years ago when we went..... that was such a great trip!!! A home-cooked meal, candle light dinner, with our choice of wine and a wonderful dessert beats anything!