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BrinleyOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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VerlineOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I tend to smile even when I feel like crap. I have a huge heart and always try to care, sometimes too much. I love animals. So I’d like to meet same caring person to make life simpler for each other.
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CaciaOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
why hello there, im not exactly sure what the hell im going to say on here, soooo, i guess ill just kinda ramble (or something)..... Let's see, i've got two kids, both boys.. When im not at work I enjoy spending my time with my children, camping, hiking, boating, swimming, people watching, I absolutely adore going to the beach.... well, pretty much anything that involves the outdoors and socializing, I love a good conversation, pretty much about anything. Im a fan of horror movies, action movies, sci fi, comedies..... lets see... ummm.. for music i pretty much listen to all kinds,. though im not really a fan of R&B and most rap types of music. I think that's all ive got to say on this part. :) If your interested in knowing more about me, feel free to hit me up and we can chat.