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ZowieOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Hmm. What can I say to not lead you to believe I am a total weirdo? Not much I'm afraid, so I won't even try. ***, I'll start by saying I am a total weirdo.I have a pretty outgoing personality and sometimes people are a bit put-off, confused, disturbed, amused or attracted to my sense of humor, but mostly just confused.Oh, that reminds me. I find that having a good sense of humor is a huge part of life. I enjoy people who have one.I also enjoy other people's company and I like to get naked at parties. Conversely, I like company parties and naked people. I live life to its fullest!But wait... there's more-I can bake, but I can’t cook.I love to swim, but I fear the ocean.I’m afraid of heights, but I always look down.I am afraid of the dark, but only when I sleep alone.I love to write, but do not write as much as I should.I have made many bad decisions, but I have no regrets.I love to go camping and fishing, yet I generally hate the outdoors.I adore a variety of music (no country, no hardcore rap) but I can only half-ass play an *** was younger, I wanted to be an opera singer, but I have never been to the opera.I 3 Beer!I’ll sing in the car, in the shower, cleaning the house, or any other time a new song has spun its way into my head, but it will neither be in key, nor will I know all the words.I like card games, or board games, and useless trivia. It annoys me when I see a movie with a familiar actor and I can’t place him in other movies I know I’ve seen, or when something suddenly reminds me of a song from years past and I can’t quite remember the words and all I have to go off of is a rhythm of which, I currently have none.Right now I work insane hours, which leaves me little time to actually go out and meet someone. I work a mid-shift and most people are in bed or don't want to hang out when I get off. My days off are Wednesday and Sunday currently. I am recently out of a long term relationship. I enjoy being in relationships and I would not shun the idea of one for the right person; however, it is nothing that I want to jump into right away again. Also do not waste your time messaging me with the idea that we are going to jump right into bed. **** that...I can get all the sex I want, I am female after all. I am looking for something substancial with someone, even if it's just friendship. I would like to meet some like-minded easy going people for fun and entertainment. Someone entertain me please!Most people when they meet me comment on the glasses, some comment on my boobs (please quit making comments about the Play-Doh shirt okay? You are not going to say something witty, that will prevent me from rolling my eyes, that I haven't heard before. I know I have big boobs, quit acting like a five year old, it's not attractive). Some people want a delicate little mouse and I promise that's not, nor will that ever be who I am. I am somewhat over weight and that turns some people off, but I'm not lazy. I exercise and stay active.Then there are those people who notice right away that I'm a nutbag and those are the people I like they get me. But I'm not a nutbag in a homicidal way. I mean, I don't cut the eyes out of photos or spend time listening to Barbara Mandrell in ladies' underpants (I prefer to listen without panties) but I have been known to do and say a few crazy things, odd things, special things, especially if Goldschläger or Jägermeister is part of the equation... and I guess if I had to pick a few favorites I'd say Duma Key, IT, and Wizard and Glass. Overall, I enjoyed the Dark Tower Series the best.Movies--2, The Transporter films, District 9. Lots more...I like most all music- The White Stripes, Tool, Sum 41, Styx, Stabbing Westward, Sir Mix-a-lot, Sigur RóFood- Seafood, Steaks... Nachos are good. I love spicy food.Also I think nerds are hot! Hey I'm a sucker for an intelligent, funny man, especially when he wears glasses.You should message me ifYou have goals, a job, a car and your own place. I know, I know, makes me sound high maintenance, but that's just the way it must be :)YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:Your only words are "Hi," or "Hey." This is boring.You are looking to start a serious relationship or you are part of a couple.You have no pictures on your profileYour profile is blankMost importantly...Grammar, spelling, punctuation and overall proper use of the English language turns me on. I'm not saying you need to be a wordsmith, but for **** sake people, use spell check and make an effort!
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VernaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I enjoy everything from dinner and a movie to football games and sporting events. I love to talk, so conversation is a must. I am looking for my best friend. Someone that l can be real with and someone that appreciates me for me. Someome that is willing to accept me with the flaws and faults I have. If I sound like someone you would like to get to know, drop in and say hi. Thank you for taking time to read my profile, enjoy your time here, good luck in your search and have a great night. Dinner and a nice drive or walking in the park. As long as I enjoy the company and conversation, what we do is secondary.
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CarlaOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Everyone always puts the same stuff in their description...so I guess I'll follow suit. I'm what you call laid-back, stressed-out and apathetic all wrapped up into one big(huge) ball of humor with a sprinkle of immaturity and a dash of blasphemy. My friends call me the funny one of the group. I'm a guy's girl, in that I like sports, cars, etc., some guys don't like that...too bad for them. I'm not really a pet person and am allergic to many...not severely, but enough that it becomes uncomfortable after awhile. If you have pets, it's not a deal breaker, just don't want someone to expect me to warm up to their pets right away.I have a Bachelor's degree in Mathematics, and I'm currently working on my MBA. I'm pretty tired of going to school at this point, but I can't seem to find a well-paying job, so I gotta do something! I bowl on a league, even though I suck at it. I live by myself and I enjoy my privacy, but also like company when I'm bored. I mostly just hang out with my friends and family and do whatever they want me to do.-z to avenged sevenfold...I could go on for days.Goals...let's see...well, right now I just wanna finish this damn profile. I have a lot of goals...education, family, finances, blah blah boring ask me later. Don't care what happens on a first date. I'll probably be uncomfortable, awkward, uneasy, and a bunch of other words that mean the same thing. Here's what I don't want...if you are over the age of 35, don't even bother contacting me. If you were not born in the United States and/or English is not your first language, leave me alone. If you do not have a job or your own car, put your head down and walk away in shame. If you are religious or conservative, I'm not. If you are a Steelers fan, jump off a bridge...seriously?? You are doing it simply to be an ***hole...don't talk to me. And finally, if you message me or text me and start talking about something sexual shortly after we start talking, I will stop talking to you. I'm looking for a relationship, not a hook-up...I will report you as someone contacting users for a sexual encounter...so don't do it. I'm really not a ****, I promise! Just tired of wasting my time on ***