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Carla, 32

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About Me

Everyone always puts the same stuff in their description...so I guess I'll follow suit. I'm what you call laid-back, stressed-out and apathetic all wrapped up into one big(huge) ball of humor with a sprinkle of immaturity and a dash of blasphemy. My friends call me the funny one of the group. I'm a guy's girl, in that I like sports, cars, etc., some guys don't like that...too bad for them. I'm not really a pet person and am allergic to many...not severely, but enough that it becomes uncomfortable after awhile. If you have pets, it's not a deal breaker, just don't want someone to expect me to warm up to their pets right away.I have a Bachelor's degree in Mathematics, and I'm currently working on my MBA. I'm pretty tired of going to school at this point, but I can't seem to find a well-paying job, so I gotta do something! I bowl on a league, even though I suck at it. I live by myself and I enjoy my privacy, but also like company when I'm bored. I mostly just hang out with my friends and family and do whatever they want me to do.-z to avenged sevenfold...I could go on for days.Goals...let's see...well, right now I just wanna finish this damn profile. I have a lot of goals...education, family, finances, blah blah boring ask me later. Don't care what happens on a first date. I'll probably be uncomfortable, awkward, uneasy, and a bunch of other words that mean the same thing. Here's what I don't want...if you are over the age of 35, don't even bother contacting me. If you were not born in the United States and/or English is not your first language, leave me alone. If you do not have a job or your own car, put your head down and walk away in shame. If you are religious or conservative, I'm not. If you are a Steelers fan, jump off a bridge...seriously?? You are doing it simply to be an ***hole...don't talk to me. And finally, if you message me or text me and start talking about something sexual shortly after we start talking, I will stop talking to you. I'm looking for a relationship, not a hook-up...I will report you as someone contacting users for a sexual encounter...so don't do it. I'm really not a ****, I promise! Just tired of wasting my time on ***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Dianeautory3

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    Woman. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-58

    Hi! My name is Dianeautory3. I am divorced protestant caucasian woman with kids from Waynesville, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Ofelia

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Hey....Being on this dating site is a new experience for me. A little about myself... I have 2 daughters (can't have anymore) that are my world and am trying to build a better life for us...lol) and riding motorcycles...I am also an aspiring singer, mainly country music, but I love all genres. I am looking for a guy that likes to go out and have fun but also likes staying at home and just chillin'...a guy that respects the fact that I DO have kids, yet still wants to be with me. Someone that likes riding a dirt road and drinking a cold beer, going out on the lake, just having a good time...and being musically inclined would be a plus :)~It probably shows that I am online all the time..that's bc I use my phone for this and never log out...so for the love of all that's mighty..don't send me a message at 3am asking what I'm doing...I'm sleeping...like most people are at that time.. lol~Here is a couple things you should know:*I do have age limitations.**Please don't send me a message asking me what i am looking for...If you read my profile then you would know. Ask yourself "Do I fit these qualities? " If not, then more than likely I wont be interested.***I'm not trying to be mean, but if you don't have a picture, I'm not replying. I like to see who I am talking to. Sorry!****I'm not a rude person, but DANG!...if I don't reply to your message don't take it personally... I'm just not interested!... You know...dinner is always a good option for a first date... gives you time to talk and learn about each other...and I have gotten over my fear of eating in front of a guy!

  • Zowie

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Hmm. What can I say to not lead you to believe I am a total weirdo? Not much I'm afraid, so I won't even try. ***, I'll start by saying I am a total weirdo.I have a pretty outgoing personality and sometimes people are a bit put-off, confused, disturbed, amused or attracted to my sense of humor, but mostly just confused.Oh, that reminds me. I find that having a good sense of humor is a huge part of life. I enjoy people who have one.I also enjoy other people's company and I like to get naked at parties. Conversely, I like company parties and naked people. I live life to its fullest!But wait... there's more-I can bake, but I can’t cook.I love to swim, but I fear the ocean.I’m afraid of heights, but I always look down.I am afraid of the dark, but only when I sleep alone.I love to write, but do not write as much as I should.I have made many bad decisions, but I have no regrets.I love to go camping and fishing, yet I generally hate the outdoors.I adore a variety of music (no country, no hardcore rap) but I can only half-ass play an *** was younger, I wanted to be an opera singer, but I have never been to the opera.I 3 Beer!I’ll sing in the car, in the shower, cleaning the house, or any other time a new song has spun its way into my head, but it will neither be in key, nor will I know all the words.I like card games, or board games, and useless trivia. It annoys me when I see a movie with a familiar actor and I can’t place him in other movies I know I’ve seen, or when something suddenly reminds me of a song from years past and I can’t quite remember the words and all I have to go off of is a rhythm of which, I currently have none.Right now I work insane hours, which leaves me little time to actually go out and meet someone. I work a mid-shift and most people are in bed or don't want to hang out when I get off. My days off are Wednesday and Sunday currently. I am recently out of a long term relationship. I enjoy being in relationships and I would not shun the idea of one for the right person; however, it is nothing that I want to jump into right away again. Also do not waste your time messaging me with the idea that we are going to jump right into bed. **** that...I can get all the sex I want, I am female after all. I am looking for something substancial with someone, even if it's just friendship. I would like to meet some like-minded easy going people for fun and entertainment. Someone entertain me please!Most people when they meet me comment on the glasses, some comment on my boobs (please quit making comments about the Play-Doh shirt okay? You are not going to say something witty, that will prevent me from rolling my eyes, that I haven't heard before. I know I have big boobs, quit acting like a five year old, it's not attractive). Some people want a delicate little mouse and I promise that's not, nor will that ever be who I am. I am somewhat over weight and that turns some people off, but I'm not lazy. I exercise and stay active.Then there are those people who notice right away that I'm a nutbag and those are the people I like they get me. But I'm not a nutbag in a homicidal way. I mean, I don't cut the eyes out of photos or spend time listening to Barbara Mandrell in ladies' underpants (I prefer to listen without panties) but I have been known to do and say a few crazy things, odd things, special things, especially if Goldschläger or Jägermeister is part of the equation... and I guess if I had to pick a few favorites I'd say Duma Key, IT, and Wizard and Glass. Overall, I enjoyed the Dark Tower Series the best.Movies--2, The Transporter films, District 9. Lots more...I like most all music- The White Stripes, Tool, Sum 41, Styx, Stabbing Westward, Sir Mix-a-lot, Sigur RóFood- Seafood, Steaks... Nachos are good. I love spicy food.Also I think nerds are hot! Hey I'm a sucker for an intelligent, funny man, especially when he wears glasses.You should message me ifYou have goals, a job, a car and your own place. I know, I know, makes me sound high maintenance, but that's just the way it must be :)YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:Your only words are "Hi," or "Hey." This is boring.You are looking to start a serious relationship or you are part of a couple.You have no pictures on your profileYour profile is blankMost importantly...Grammar, spelling, punctuation and overall proper use of the English language turns me on. I'm not saying you need to be a wordsmith, but for **** sake people, use spell check and make an effort!

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