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Meadow, 30

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About Me

I'm pretty low maintenance, but also quite girly. I am rather funny and extremely sarcastic. I don't take anything very seriously. I make a lot of inappropriate jokes. I talk a lot, and almost always too loudly. I always manage to make an awkward situation awkward-er. you will find this either endearing or annoying; I'm hoping for the former but hey, i just can't be all things to everyone. I am pretty clumsy and am often falling down, bumping into things, or dropping things -- my legs are always covered in bruises.I like dive bars and strong drinks. I love going to weddings. I can't sing, but I seriously rock out in my car. I love nature shows and everything on HBO & Showtime. when I was a kid, I really wanted a pet penguin to live in the bath tub. I like learning new things. I love to get dressed up, but I rarely do. animals love me. I love live music of almost any variety in almost any venue and I'm always down to go to a show. I legitimately like tofu. I am random and goofy and romantic and I can't sit in the same position for more than 10 minutes.I need a zombie (or any other) apocalypse partner. I'm not very fast, I have mild asthma. I will not make it on my own when the zombies come. however, I will keep morale high, I will do the cooking and other similar tasks, and I will have no problem bludgeoning a zombie with whatever is handy.Please don't message me asking to be friends with benefits unless those benefits are dental and a 401K :) First date we should go for a unicorn ride.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

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    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

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    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

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