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Meadow, 30

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About Me

I'm pretty low maintenance, but also quite girly. I am rather funny and extremely sarcastic. I don't take anything very seriously. I make a lot of inappropriate jokes. I talk a lot, and almost always too loudly. I always manage to make an awkward situation awkward-er. you will find this either endearing or annoying; I'm hoping for the former but hey, i just can't be all things to everyone. I am pretty clumsy and am often falling down, bumping into things, or dropping things -- my legs are always covered in bruises.I like dive bars and strong drinks. I love going to weddings. I can't sing, but I seriously rock out in my car. I love nature shows and everything on HBO & Showtime. when I was a kid, I really wanted a pet penguin to live in the bath tub. I like learning new things. I love to get dressed up, but I rarely do. animals love me. I love live music of almost any variety in almost any venue and I'm always down to go to a show. I legitimately like tofu. I am random and goofy and romantic and I can't sit in the same position for more than 10 minutes.I need a zombie (or any other) apocalypse partner. I'm not very fast, I have mild asthma. I will not make it on my own when the zombies come. however, I will keep morale high, I will do the cooking and other similar tasks, and I will have no problem bludgeoning a zombie with whatever is handy.Please don't message me asking to be friends with benefits unless those benefits are dental and a 401K :) First date we should go for a unicorn ride.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    My friends describe me as funny, compassionate, heart of gold, strong in faith, strong in personality (in a good way), easy to talk to, and fun. I am blessed with an amazing family and friends. I love my job but it's not my passion. I love to travel and experience all the different cultures. I recently went to Africa and simply fell in love with the people there. One of my goals is to set foot on all the continents before I die, so far I'm 4 for 7. I love having a movie night in but always ready to get dressed up and hit the town. I have met really amazing people along the way but now I am ready to meet my other half, my best friend. I want a guy who loves life as much as me. I want someone who can go from eating Chick-fil-a to dining at a five star restaurant. I am looking for someone who will be my partner, my leader, rock when I need that extra support, and my romancer. Best type of first date to me is going somewhere we could talk. Coffee is always a great way to settle into a conversation. Dinner is lovely and my favorite route to go. I would also be up for going to a sporting event.

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    What I'm looking for in life is to be happy, and have someone to share it all with. I'm very loyal and wear my heart on my sleeve when it comes down to it. I am very curvy, and yes my boobs are real.There isn't much I wouldn't give a shot, I just don't wanna deal with bs and lies. I have a ridiculous sense of humor and joke around a lot. I also have a lot of goals that I hope to eventually succeed to.As far as music goes I grew up on grunge, metal, old school punk and 80's and that's where my heart is; however, I'll listen to just about anything but jazz.If you wanna know anything else about me you should ask. As far as a first date goes. I don't know whatever comes up, like I said I'm up for just about anything

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I am a full time single Mom, my son is priority number one. I work as a Pediatric Nurse, doing homecare. I am also in the process of returning to school online for a degree in my field.I am in search of a good man. I like a guy who works and takes pride of his work. I don't like freeloaders, losers, alcoholics, druggies or deadbeat dads. I'm a cool chick, and I am a lot of fun to be around. When I love someone and let them in I treat them like gold. I will do anything for my friends and family. I love to cuddle and I like to joke around. My sarcasm is sometimes mistaken for being rude. I'm a smart chick. I like to try new things. I'm very family oriented. I have a dry sense of humor and I can say wildly inappropriate things at appropriate times. I'm a tough chick. I don't put up with BS. But I am a rad mom."Regrets over yesterday and the fear of tomorrow are twin thieves that rob us of the moment."

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