Posey, 23
Online
About Me
I've also lived in DC for a year at a military hospital. Despite the horrible circumstances that brought me there, it was hands down the best year to date and definitely changed a lot of my perspectives on life. I hung out with soldiers that had 0, 1, 2, and 3 limbs who had a better attitude than most people I know. If they chose not to complain you sure as hell have no right to.My family is a sarcastic RIOT. Especially Gma. I love lilacs, reminds me of home. Solid place. I love all cultures (the ones I've experience anyway), and I'm lucky enough to have a job where I get to experience new ones weekly. I love languages, I studied linguistics in college but thought it would be much easier (and cheaper) to just go there. I speak spagermitenchese. If you can figure that out I'll give you a dollar. Baseball. I love baseball. BUT not as much as college football. I'm one of those crazy psychotic fans who loves to torment opposing teams. Seriously. Sorry VA Tech. I'm not a girly girl, but I'm still a girl (that makes sense, yeah?), I still like to wear a bow in my hair and skip every once in awhile.I'm on a boat! Jk, but I love being on the water almost as much as being in the sky. Land is just so overrated. Let talk about bodies. You know those super thin girls with chiseled abs, arms, and legs? Well I have no idea how they did that! Ive been trying to figure it out for 23 years. Then it hit me, shit, I'm a woman and my body wasn't meant to look like that. Do you have any idea how hard it is to lose these curves? Damn near impossible. I don't think I'm fat by any means, nor will I ever be, I love staying active and I can do anything those twig broads can do and probably better since they are really hungry. Something I've learned after having 2,***animals growing up is that I don't have a nurturing bone in my body. The 'kids' option isn't looking good. Also, it would put a major damper on my lifestyle at the moment. But who knows :)I'm pretty coordinated. Until I get in the water. It goes downhill from there. Me snorkeling, looks like what I imagine an epileptic seal to look like going through an episode. I would love to get scuba certified, but it just seems dangerous. For the animals. So I just usually float around. Im an avid shooter, love to shoot.I love any and all music. BUT if I had to chose one person to listen to for the rest of my life it would be Frank Sinatra. Johnny Cash is a close second. Hobbies outside of work include anything outdoors and adventerous -I like to think I have a great sense of humor (so does my mother).Growing up I worked for my dad's construction business. No, not in the office. I can Sheetrock, tape, plumb, floor, wire an entire house, and my favorite, roof. I send Christmas cards. A lot. I'm very low-maintenance and I'm always down for anything that involves good company, good food, and good beer. I'm half Irish. Except on St. Pattys, then im full. I should have a television show on how innovative my cooking skills are while living in hotels for a year and a half.I know a little about a lot, I'm full of useless knowledge.I LOVE to laugh. I played soccer for 10 years. And I still suck.I love my job and plan to make a career of it. I'm pretty sexist...towards my own sex. 65% of women shouldn't be able to vote, drive, or reproduce. I feel like they should spend more time in the kitchen and less time on ESPN, nothing kills a college football game for me more than a female sports announcer. As a woman, I would be embarrassed if I couldn't cook. I was homeschooled. But I made it out not quite as socially awkward as most. So says I...When going out in different cities I like to use multiple fake accents throughout the night to confuse people. At the end of the night, I think I'm the one confused. I thoroughly enjoy getting angry passengers on my plane so that I have the opportunity to try and turn their day around, I love to make people laugh. If you laugh, I'll laugh, then its just a pleasant flight for everyone. Sometimes I laugh at nothing though, then it's just an awkward flight. I occasionally like to *** phone for days at a time and disappear. It's refreshing. Also, fairly entertaining how pissed off people get. Sorry mum.If you send me a message that says "hey there", odds are I won't respond. "Hey there" is what my sister says when she wants money. Gonna need a little something more than that. Also, if you have more than 1 mirror pic of yourself, its probably not going to work. You look ridiculous. I like to think I'm old fashioned and appreciate being wooed, but we're both on meetville, so who am I kidding. What am I looking for you ask? Funny! I love funny. Intelligent. But not too intelligent (you know, those people who want to debate EVERYTHING). Quite annoying. Someone who can have a good time in any situation. ANY. I can have a blast doing anything from slash concerts to cow tipping. DO NOT ask me for additional photos.Someone who doesn't takes their job too seriously. Goals are great, but life is short. Make those goals achievable and worth while. My goal is to wake up every morning and think "if I died today, I would be ok with that, knowing I've taken advantage of every one of those worth while experiences". I have no problem blowing an entire paycheck on one awesome experience. Then eating rice for the next two weeks of course...My least favorite question (and one I hope you don't ask) is "what are you looking for on here?". I do not seek things out for a purpose or expect an outcome of anything I do. I believe things happen for a reason. I've met the best of friends on 'accident'. My best vacations have been unplanned. My favorite moments were unforeseen. Getting old is a funny thing, 2 years ago I never thought I would stop partying. Now, on a Saturday night when my friends ask me go to out, I start making a mental list of how much effort it would take to do so (ie. put pants on, find something besides a scrunchie for my hair, brush my teeth). Watching Netflix sounds so much easier.I tend to get carried away with anything I do. Writing for *** know when people say "oh just living th Baseball game? Hiking? Happy hour?
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Average
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Height
5'5"
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Eye color
Green
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Smoke
No
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
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