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Kimberleigh, 30

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About Me

So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I am a single mom of an 8 year old little girl and have a little boy on the way..if this is an issue, then there is the door :-). I am very excited to have a baby in the house again but I am done having kids after this so my ideal match would be someone who already has kids. I love kids and always have room in my heart for them. Anyway, I love to laugh and joke around with people, I have a very sarcastic yet bubbly personality and I can get along with just about anyone. I love life and try to look at things in a positive light, I don't have room in my life for negative people. I have a life and feel you should too, I am looking to be a part of someones world but not their whole world. I am laid back, successful, and have a good head on my shoulders so looking for a guy who is the same.The first thing I notice about someone is their smile, I'm a sucker for a good smile so if you don't have any pics of your smile I'm probably not going to respond. Also, please check your bs at the door because I'm an honest person and I expect the same in return. Meaning, if I catch you in a lie ill be done with you. I don't have the time or patience for that. Your career, the size of your house, the amount of toys you have doesn't impress me. Everything I own I bought and anything I want ill get it myself. I don't NEED anyone in my life but I WANT to have someone to share my life with. (If you're under 25 years old please don't waste your time, I'm not looking to date a baby, no offense. Also, if you do drugs of ANY kind I'm not interested, no smokers please and if you can't hold a conversation, I don't care how cute you are, kick rocks.)

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I am an artist. I have done performance art my entire life. Dancing, singing and acting,as well as poetry. Music is what has always fed my soul. I have a huge appreciation for all medias of art. I believe that life is really short and not meant to be taken seriously all the time. I try never to judge a book by it's cover. I love piercings and tattoos, and have a bold personality. I am an extremely passionate person in everything that I do. I don't believe in sugar coating things, I am straight up. I am Sicilian/ Irish and love intensity and self expression. I like to be active and exercising. Yoga, and hitting the gym a lot. If you drink or use drugs excessively and like to party a lot, DO NOT even bother messaging me! I have a very low tolerance for any of that shit. I absolutely love kids am a huge animal lover. I am a tall woman and I love to wear stilettos and make up. I am not a religious person but have spiritual beliefs. I am a strong believer in RESPECT, COMMUNICATION and INTEGRITY. I am up for just about anything!

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Well let's see, I love to stay active and I'm drama free. Its summer time which means baseball bbq and hang out at the lake or going down the river rafting. I like to be out doors but I also love the lazy days relaxing..I'm not into the club and bar scene but I'll for sure go out to a low key bar with a few friends here and there. My goals this year are to run in the tough mudder, spartan race and warrior dash. So who out there would like to join me on this adventure Im looking for someone who is over playing games, has no drama as well and we share some common interests. Someone to laugh with, make great memories and take on new adventures. Someone who's loyal, trusting and can be a best friend also. One of my down falls has to be that I'm to nice to others and I've lately seen that my kindness has been getting taken advantage way to much. So I am doing me and really only worrying about close friends and family. Other interests: BBQ'n, camping, snowboarding, staying in shape, cross fit, tattoos, dirt bikes, going to the beach, watching and playing sports. Well if you would like to know more please send me a message.

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