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Kristin, 31

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About Me

Im sitting here staring at my Yoda mug talking to him. I'm not sure if that qualifies me as nuts or just bad ass like I think iam lol. I've tried this "Ad" thing enough to start to question the logistics behind it however I have also seen what's out at the "bar scene" .... Needless to say I'm back to trying alternative methods. I like zombies, vampires and ice cream. I'm scared of the dark. No jack ass not because I think the boogie man lurks there or ghosts simply because if I'm going to meet my demise I sure as hell want time to run for what it's worth:/ maybe poke it in the eye? Punch it in the throat? Who knows, either way I don't want to just go out like a idiot standing there. I went to college, drank some beer and graduated. I have a "career" not a "job" .... I still like to emphasize the difference between those two due to my college economics professor cracking me up weekly using a "job" as a low point of employment... Where I come from if your busking for spare change your still doing good lol. I have a child. Be cool with that or just don't reply, cool? I used to think I was a ninja but grew out of that ( rolls eyes, how immature ) im actually a Wizard. I like to laugh (who doesn't) I like smoking hot guys ( laugh now pls) I work out ***days a week just cause its fun. Please be athletic because I WILL leave you behind when sh*thits the fan (zombie apocalypse) if you are unable to keep up :/. I hope you are between ***and have a head on your shoulders .... A smoking hot smart one would be a total bonus ;) ummmm have a pic because I tend to delete non pic replies. Not trying to be a **** I'm def not looking for a FWB or any of that BS. Anyway! If your interested in a smart ass , ^5 ing , ass kicking lady let me know!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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