SIMILAR PEOPLE
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LaurindaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Well I'll start by saying that if you don't know already, all women are crazy, some more than others. I at least acknowledge and own my craziness lol. But besides that I think I am pretty awesome. I'm very straight forward to anyone that is in my life because I am an adult and I treat others the way I would like to be treated. Children play games and I put my barbies away a long time ago.I'm not looking for a man to come take care of me, I can provide for myself. I just want a man who is willing to give me his time and make me a priorty *** an option. If you treat me like a joke I will leave you like it's funny. People seem to think that the grass is always greener on the other side, but that's usually because the other side is fertilized with bullshit. I actually think I lose brain cells just seeing commericals for the show . If you chose to use the phrases YOLO, DTF or GTL it's possible I may punch you in the throat, fair warning. ... I have a smartass attitude and a sarcastic sense of humor so if you cant take a joke or laugh at the nonsense in life then chances are we wont click. My IQ is higher than my shoe size so i can hold an intelligent conversation.Yes I have tattoos and piercings but that doesn't make me trashy, it makes me unique, and if you judge a book by it's cover you may miss the best story of your life. I'm a real chick so if you talk to me I promise you wont end up on an episode of catfish lol. It seems there are plenty of fish in this sea..only most are just looking for the next one to mount in thier bedroom. I just started writing for fansided umass sports section so anyone into sports can like my page on *** the minutemen.com, check out the site itself or follow on twitter *** Something that let's us talk and get to know each other....
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EarlieOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am awesome! My mom tells me so all the time. Seriously though, I think I am funny, intelligent, reasonable, logical, open- My words and actions will back up the aforementioned traits. I have a snarky and sarcastic veneer, but I still have a soft little underbelly of sweetness (pardon me I just vomited a little) hidden underneath (please don't tell, or it will ruin my street cred). I have been called normal by more than one guy, so I am beginning to think that this may be a rarity in broads these days. I have the kind of crazy that will use a shopping cart like a scooter (until I have a hip replacement), not the type of crazy that interrogates my fella because it took him more than ten seconds to return my text. I am not the jealous sort and don't like that quality in a guy. A smidgen of jealousy in a guy is a kind of cute, a dallop would be way too much (I think those units of measurement are correct). I think brains are hot! If you're a guy that knows the difference between homophones, doesn't use double negatives, and isn't too lazy to write out the words "you are" in lieu of "ur," we'll get along just swimmingly. A sense of humor is good too. It's nice when I'm not the only one laughing at my jokes. A fine hatred of Nickelback will also do well for you. You will get a better reaction from me by telling me you kick puppies for fun, than if you tell me you like Nickelback. I like a fella who is smarter than me, or one who can keep up with the banter. I am also one for boys who are trying to bring back chivalry. Yes, I am capable of opening my car door, but it's much sweeter when you do it. It shows a gal you think she's worth the extra effort. Me sending you the first *** going to happen bucko. I need to give you the illusion of control. ;) On a more serious note, I'm looking for a partner; someone who makes me feel all warm and squishy inside...Someone who wakes up every morning grateful that I'm part of his life, just as I do the same...Someone I can talk to for hours, or enjoy comfortable silence with...Someone who inspires me to think of creative ways to make him happy, make him feel appreciated, make him feel loved...Someone who makes me want to be the best version of myself and who I do the same for...Someone I can't wait to see and miss after he leaves...The list could go on forever. "Avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women -" Categorized Likes...-MoviesTrainspotting, Office Space, Memento, Zoolander, Death to Smoochy, Labyrinth, Full Metal Jacket, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Criminally Insane, Clay Pigeons, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Kill Bill Vol.-..I enjoy bands in most genres except jam bands, newer metal, Gregorian chants, and of course Nickelback. Random Likes.....maybe. :) Clubbing baby seals? Not having you chop me into pieces and putting me in your trunk? Mooing at cows? The possibilities are endless!
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FinolaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I love fun!!! I'm very independent and a girly girl. I don't sweat the small things. And always look to find the positives in life. Which is why my friends would describe me as being "Amorous". This is totally true I do try to fall in love with something new every day. I LOVE to color and LOVE the toy aisle at target. I'm the worst at parallel parking, I can never understand the *** seem to go the right speed in an automated car wash, and I have NO concept of direction. North, South, East, and West mean nothing to me. I'm a Right or Left kind of girl! I'm very competitive. Tell me I can't do something, I'll show you 10 ways to get it done. I extremely dedicated and loyal to all parts of my life. Friends, family, career and when dating, that too. I'm a General Manager for the #1 global optical retailer in the world. LOVE what I do. Volunteering is very dear to my heart. My company also has a foundation for sight. This gives me the platform to give back to the community globally as well locally. I'm the youngest of 4 siblings. Which means I'm spoiled but not rotten. Haha. I have 9 nieces and nephews. Amazing! It's like having 9 extra friends. I'm looking for someone who is outgoing, loyal, confident and has an amazing sense of humor. I don't do drama or baggage. I need someone who has a healthy blend of sweet and naughty. If the pendulum swings too often in one direction....I will get bored.