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Earlie, 32
United States, New Jersey, Millville

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About Me

I am awesome! My mom tells me so all the time. Seriously though, I think I am funny, intelligent, reasonable, logical, open- My words and actions will back up the aforementioned traits. I have a snarky and sarcastic veneer, but I still have a soft little underbelly of sweetness (pardon me I just vomited a little) hidden underneath (please don't tell, or it will ruin my street cred). I have been called normal by more than one guy, so I am beginning to think that this may be a rarity in broads these days. I have the kind of crazy that will use a shopping cart like a scooter (until I have a hip replacement), not the type of crazy that interrogates my fella because it took him more than ten seconds to return my text. I am not the jealous sort and don't like that quality in a guy. A smidgen of jealousy in a guy is a kind of cute, a dallop would be way too much (I think those units of measurement are correct). I think brains are hot! If you're a guy that knows the difference between homophones, doesn't use double negatives, and isn't too lazy to write out the words "you are" in lieu of "ur," we'll get along just swimmingly. A sense of humor is good too. It's nice when I'm not the only one laughing at my jokes. A fine hatred of Nickelback will also do well for you. You will get a better reaction from me by telling me you kick puppies for fun, than if you tell me you like Nickelback. I like a fella who is smarter than me, or one who can keep up with the banter. I am also one for boys who are trying to bring back chivalry. Yes, I am capable of opening my car door, but it's much sweeter when you do it. It shows a gal you think she's worth the extra effort. Me sending you the first *** going to happen bucko. I need to give you the illusion of control. ;) On a more serious note, I'm looking for a partner; someone who makes me feel all warm and squishy inside...Someone who wakes up every morning grateful that I'm part of his life, just as I do the same...Someone I can talk to for hours, or enjoy comfortable silence with...Someone who inspires me to think of creative ways to make him happy, make him feel appreciated, make him feel loved...Someone who makes me want to be the best version of myself and who I do the same for...Someone I can't wait to see and miss after he leaves...The list could go on forever. "Avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women -" Categorized Likes...-MoviesTrainspotting, Office Space, Memento, Zoolander, Death to Smoochy, Labyrinth, Full Metal Jacket, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Criminally Insane, Clay Pigeons, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Kill Bill Vol.-..I enjoy bands in most genres except jam bands, newer metal, Gregorian chants, and of course Nickelback. Random Likes.....maybe. :) Clubbing baby seals? Not having you chop me into pieces and putting me in your trunk? Mooing at cows? The possibilities are endless!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

American Chinese Cricket
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