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Laurinda, 31

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About Me

Well I'll start by saying that if you don't know already, all women are crazy, some more than others. I at least acknowledge and own my craziness lol. But besides that I think I am pretty awesome. I'm very straight forward to anyone that is in my life because I am an adult and I treat others the way I would like to be treated. Children play games and I put my barbies away a long time ago.I'm not looking for a man to come take care of me, I can provide for myself. I just want a man who is willing to give me his time and make me a priorty *** an option. If you treat me like a joke I will leave you like it's funny. People seem to think that the grass is always greener on the other side, but that's usually because the other side is fertilized with bullshit. I actually think I lose brain cells just seeing commericals for the show . If you chose to use the phrases YOLO, DTF or GTL it's possible I may punch you in the throat, fair warning. ... I have a smartass attitude and a sarcastic sense of humor so if you cant take a joke or laugh at the nonsense in life then chances are we wont click. My IQ is higher than my shoe size so i can hold an intelligent conversation.Yes I have tattoos and piercings but that doesn't make me trashy, it makes me unique, and if you judge a book by it's cover you may miss the best story of your life. I'm a real chick so if you talk to me I promise you wont end up on an episode of catfish lol. It seems there are plenty of fish in this sea..only most are just looking for the next one to mount in thier bedroom. I just started writing for fansided umass sports section so anyone into sports can like my page on *** the minutemen.com, check out the site itself or follow on twitter *** Something that let's us talk and get to know each other....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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