SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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ShantaOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I've lived in my tiny town my whole life and I love it (most of the time), but I’ve fished for men here long enough. I barely go out to the bars here because it's a high school reunion... Plus now I just feel old when kids I babysat for are taking shots at the end of the bar.- but the night always ends up the same..."Where are all the nice guys - seriously?!?" - "I think we should try online!" So here I am. Peeking around and seeing what's out there. I love that. I smile a lot and crave silliness and surprises! I love to tinker with things and fix things and I am always looking to learn something new. I have some of the greatest friends ever; however I have been blessed with the most amazing family.I hope to find someone who can make me smile. Basically, I guess this means I am looking for someone who is exciting and funny but loves to chill too, someone who is mature and who has their life together, but whose inner child is always popping out to play! I am looking for someone who is happy, smiles and laughs and who is living their life and not wasting it!I like to hang out and watch movies and stupid tv shows.
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KayleeOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
hmmm well here it goes im aimee I have 3 boys 3 girls from ***yr relationship with my highschool luv but we grew apart the youngest kids are from a 12 yr relationship married for 4 ..not looking for a baby daddy or etc they got what they need from me I do my best but its nice to have a convo with someone other than a kid lol ..most would say im a great friend so drop me a line even if its just saying hi :)
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YolandeOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.