SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Dorethea
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Let me see.. I am very laid back. I enjoy the little things in life. I dont like to talk about myself so if you want to know something just ask. Now what I want is someone that I can talk to and feel comfortable with. Someone to make me laugh and can have a good time anywhere. Someone that respects women and is honest no matter what. I'm not looking for serious right now, but it doesn't mean that it won't happen because if your the right guy it'll just come naturally. Hope to meet you soon.
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Yolande
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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Shawn
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a very easy-going person. I consider myself a hard worker and lucky for me, I love my job. I've been in a few serious long term relationships but just haven't found the right person yet. I love being outdoors.. going to the beach, walking at the park, or riding my horses. I'm always up for playing pool, bowling or just staying in and watching movies on the couch. I hate to say it.. but I love reality tv shows. It all started years ago with MTV and the Real World. I like most types of music and am always up for a live concert. If you want to know more.. just ask. Something casual..drinks or coffee.