Calandra, 31
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Hello peeps, Thanks for stopping by. Let me share some snippets about myself. Its a long read- heres the short version- Im pretty awesome and happy with life, and if youre independent, happy and hairy, read my profile then message me :) My pics are of me, why people upload fake pics is beyond me, surely its something that youd notice upon meeting?? Anyway, they are from June ***, Ive lost a stone since then so must get around to more recent ones. Healthy lifestyle ftw :) Just to be clear, I dont perform burlesque! A lot of the audience choose to dress up, makes for a fun atmosphere :) Looking to date menfolk and see how things go, Im absolutely not up for one night stands and I wont be sleeping with you after two messages. I am a bit of an academic, I finished my masters in sexuality studies and next year Im going to do my phD, right now Im enjoying a year of not having homework, but also looking forward to getting back into the swing of things. And catching up on tv shows. I do like documentaries and serious tv but I also like reality tv such as Swamp People and Storage Wars. Getting more interested in.outdoor sports, I love cycling and have recently gotten into kayaking. Looking to try out more adventure stuff, and hopefully do a sky dive soon. Adventure ftw :) My life is pretty much where I want it to be, Im happy with how I choose to live. If I met a guy who would compliment my life, that would be cool, but I dont need a man to feel complete. Im a whole person already :) I love to travel, and Im usually planning my next adventure. As well as travelling with others, I do like to travel alone as it opens the door for all sorts of adventures, and has led to some pretty cool memories. Always good to have a trip to look forward to! My passport is a pretty important possession, love getting. I dont do fake tan, I dont like smelling like biscuits, and Dita Von Teese would be more my idol rather than the vapid TOWIE lot. Im a bit of a chatterbox, and random conversation with many tangents is a speciality. At times, I seem to have the mind of a bratty teenager spliced with a lazy streak mixed with an over achiever. Go figure. Music, hmm, it really varies, mostly my tastes are stuck in the 90's, but I will listen to most things. Apart from Sting. Sting should be marooned on an island with Adam Sandler and the two of them can annoy each other to the point of cannibalism. Recently gotten into gardening, hopefully my herbs and veggies do actually last long term! That last one is pretty important- if you live in filth, its not sexy. Brownie points for hairy chests :) Silver foxes most welcome! Married men, kindly **** off and do your cheating somewhere else. My world is usually full of sparkles, rainbows, fun and random stuff. Im not much good for routine or talking about mortgages. If youre going to mail me, please dont send one line mails, and please tell me why youre interested in mailing me. You know, one of those old fashioned conversation thingyies. Txt spk wont get a response. Mention rainbows to prove youve read my profile for brownie points :) Major brownie points are rewarded for originality, because creativity is attractive. First dates are about making a good impression, showing your personality and seeing if there is any spark. Make the most of that with something unique, and stand out from the 'drink in the pub' crowd. Even a drink in an unusual location is preferable. Its a tough one, since we're Irish and repressed and all that, but hopefully we have moved past the days of awkwardly sitting next to a stranger in the cinema wondering about bumping hands over popcorn and staring ahead while waiting for the arm-stretch-and-around-the-shoulders move. Well, I mean, I stopped doing that last week, thought it was time to be all modern and stuff. ;)
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