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Joana, 51

United States, North Carolina, Roseboro

Offline, last seen Thu, 12 Nov 2026 18:13:13

About Me

Hello, thanks for checking me out. I had to pick the Big & tall BBW body type, because they did not have a choice of fat but not huge :P and a *few* extra pounds really isn't correct. I consider a FEW like ***etc. Maybe I think too damn much haha.I no longer "smoke", I have an occasional cigarette just to remind me that I am not missing anything, but I do "vape" however. If you do not know what that is, it's nothing illegal lol. it's similar to the e-cigs. I have discovered this is more like a town where people come to retire, so mostly older married couples around here.I have worked from home since living here and not much chance to meet others that way. I currently work graveyard shifts out of home,, so still not much chance.Not really into the whole bar scene, I am friendly, try to treat others as I would want to be treated, I work, not a druggie or drunk but I do like to go out (or at home when I have company) for some beers or mixed drinks, and just relax and have a few laughs.I have a pretty good sense of humor, and really like that in a guy as well. I think some people take things WAY too seriously and just need to lighten up and stop judging and controlling long enough to just enjoy themselves once in a while. It took me a long time to realize some things you just have no control over, so the more you can let it go and just do your best, the better off you are. Things have a way of working out if you just put in the effort.I think the older you get, the harder it is to find someone who can just be themselves and not have some preconceived idea of what a man/woman in our age group is supposed to act/think/look like. I like to have fun and laugh. I can be just as happy eating a burger or a steak at a picnic table in a park, as in some overpriced restaurant. Does that make me "trashy" or a "redneck",,maybe, but you know what. I don't care. I enjoy it, I guess in some ways, I never grew up, and that's OK with me. Looking for someone that sincerely wants a friend and companion first, and maybe lead to more. ***I mean this!! I am not looking to dive into any relationship without getting to know someone first, and that takes time and spending time together, not something you can accomplish in one or two dates. I have been on my own for quite a few years now, and I can honestly say I do not get "lonely". There is way too much to do and think about to ever be lonely or bored. I just think it would be great to have a close companion to share life with. Someone to snuggle up to after a bad day. Knowing someone is there, and has your back when things aren't so good. Someone to share the good times with, laugh with, talk to, you get the idea.....What can you expect from me? Honesty. And if in a relationship, I am faithful and your best friend.I am just me, and can not and will not try to be anyone else. I have varied interests, but that will give us something to talk about later :PMessage me, who knows, you might actually like me..Turn offs- People who try to psychoanalyze meJudgmental, narrow minded peopleHead GamesBullshitLiesAttitude (not the good kind)Cheaters and PlayersHearing about your ex or some other woman you dated or wanted to date, more than once in any given day.Comparing me to your ExExpecting some pay back for a date with me.Guys that talk about sex within the first few conversations.Life is way too short and way to hard to let people in your life that add more complications. That can be decided between both parties. Probably something brief, then take it from there if it goes well. A time to talk and get to know each other with no expectations. Please no interview style dates, I prefer having fun and some laughs, not feeling like I am being interrogated.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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