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IgnaciaOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
WHITE WOMENFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.IRISH WOMENFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.ITALIAN WOMENFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.JEWISH WOMENFirst Date: You get dynamite head.Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.CHINESE WOMENFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.INDIAN WOMENFirst date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.BLACK WOMENFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.MEXICAN WOMENFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She's pregnant.Third Date: She moves in...The POINT?DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? (IM FRENCH & NATIVE. NOT IRISH :P )
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CheryOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Okay, first off don't message me if you aren't a Christian (Catholic, Methodist, Baptist, etc.), I don't care if you go to church, but you need to believe in God. Don't message me if you are looking for a hook up or want to play games, I'm not interested. For those of you who are clearly lying on your profiles, I wish I could report you so you'd stop showing up in my matches. If you have a double chin, or man boobs just forget it, I'm definitely not interested and stop calling yourself average or athletic. I don't expect a guy to be in flawless shape, but I do have standards and I expect men I'm interested in to take good care of their bodies. I won't date guys under 5'7", it makes me feel self-conscious and I want to enjoy not towering over someone I date if I dress up. If you continue to pester me with messages I will block you! What I am looking for is someone down to earth and honest. I want someone with intellect, and who is interested in spending time with me, listens to my concerns and will willingly voice their own. I particularly like men with great smiles, good definition, and nice hair :-). I have a feeling that my type of guy doesn't exist on this island so please prove me wrong. Yes, I have a picky screening process because I know what I want and what I don't want. If you don't make it past the first date its because I didn't feel enough spark and I'm not going to date someone who I only have a mild interest for. Yes I'm willing to wait for however long it takes. Some things about me, I'm almost done with my Bachelor's degree, while serving on active duty. I'm very ambitious and mature for my age, so I'd prefer to date someone in the ***age range for maturity reasons. I also don't understand how someone my age has not even started college, and don't tell me you don't have enough time when half of you are out partying or bullshitting with your free time. I actually enjoy all the opportunities this island has and would look forward to enjoying them with someone else. Yes I have medical issues that developed after serving overseas and it sucks, but I cant do anything about it so if you aren't willing to deal with it don't bother messaging me.I would like to restore a FJ40 Toyota Land Cruiser and fix up and own a house.
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EdwinaOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
For some reason I still believe in this thing!I have realized that the person I'd like to be with is not likely to walk up my driveway so this site seemed like an easy way to get out of town!IM young, and a mother yes it's overwhelming and chaotic, but that's what I've gown to love and whoever I find will grow to love it too I have no doubt! IM old school, if you like a challenge then it's probably a good thing you message me. I've been single for quite some time for reasons that make total sense to me. I have a routine type of lifestyle, I don't handle change real well, and yes there are some other flaws but oh well! I like all kinds of activities, you never know what me and the girls are gonna be up to. message me and see if I have anything offer you! the first date should be simple and have no pressure. u can tell a lot on a first date.