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AfrikaOnline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
She was home all alone on a Saturday Night She was all dressed up, not a thing going onWhen this online dating infomercial caught her eye She laughed and thought to herself All the good ones are gone, Still she jumped on the net, filled out her registration Well luckily gave her a age and occupation How much do you make what do you love to do Take care congratulations found the perfect match for you She thought oooh. last thing I need is another Pickup truck and some pickup line oooh. last thing I need is another pretty girl Who just wants to have fun oooh.
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IvoryOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality. :PIf you have a tendency of blocking people don't message me, grow some balls and stop hiding behind the block button like a little b*tch!!!**** I am in the middle of a weight loss journey! With this being said, if you can't respect or like me for who I am NOW you will have nothing to do with who I am later!!!***Top 10 Fun Facts. 1. 70 % of the people on meetville have kids. (Now don't get me wrong I love kids but what happened to waiting to have children with the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.)2. 90% of men on this site have at least ONE shirtless picture.. (Which is very annoying, big whoop you have abs... Do you have a heart? Can you hold an intelligent conversation? I don't care if you pick things up and put them down.)3. 99.9% of the time I will answer your e-mails no matter who you are... (Unless of course they start with "Hey baby I bet you give great head". That just makes we want to knock out all your teeth and a few ribs so you can give yourself a gummer!)4. Tall Men, Tattoos & Piercings are a huge turn on! Unless the guy is a totally douche bag then it's a waste of ink.5. No one will be the exact same on here as they are in person. Get over it. You will never find that 100% perfect person so deal with their flaws and learn to love them, that is what makes human kind so interesting.6. There are a lot of stoners out there (I am not one of them)... SO...*Puff, puff, cough, cough, pass on*( To clear this up a bit seeing as a lot of people keep saying to bad you don't like stoners.. It's not that I have a problem with people who smoke a bit, it's when you let it run your life.. Not cool. Or when you spark up in my house! That smell takes forever to get out!)7. I am full figured, I have hips and tits so stop asking, don't like it keep moving.8. I am sarcastic and my sense of humour is more twisted than your panties.9. I am here out of boredom and for entertainment, most of the messages I get in a day have to do with sex or drinking or something else completely idiotic, what happened to having a normal conversations? ****NEW RULE*** You message me something dumb I will post it on my profile for all to see... Better hope you read this part!10. I live to laugh. I will do anything in my power to show someone true friendship. I will always be there and defend you to the end. Believe it or not I am one of the nicest people you will meet, and I take great care of the people I hold dearest... Get my mad though and you better run... HULK SMASH!OH and always remember, never make fun of the fat girl... She'll make you regret it! Later Haters!P90X in October. Yeahhh buddy!*******************************************************************************************************************************************************************Now for some of my dumb messages... southpaw***PMReport this message for inappropriate contentGod your beautiful, what would it take for me to come right now and bang the Fukk out of you, you wouldn't be able to handle me...(Nothing, cause it will never fuking happen. Learn to be a gentleman sleazebag.? this isnt a robot its for real ill give u my number u can call me its a manitoba numberDaBest***AMDtf(Again??? Really do you guys have no originality?)eliteconstruct***AMcan i spread your legs?Ognar***AMHey wanna go play pool then go to your place start with a drink there slowly undress you maybe tees you by eating you out then you can tees me with some kinky black wight or red lingerielizardkinglambert***PMI bet you Suck a mean****eh; )cyclingduck***AMCare to fool around?brute***:03:22 PMIll **** ya. U will do. ;)burniejohn***AMSave me I'll be ur love slaveyourwillingiamable***PMHey there how are you, just want to know if you are interested in getting to know an older guy for a great friend with benefitsdustin***AMHey there u want pix of my****)Actualize***AMYou are delicious lookingI would so make love to you for at least six hours if you allowed me to lol(Like you could last 6 hrs...6 seconds maybe)Wpg420guy***:03:32 AMu horny(I'm not the devil I don't have horns)akam***AMkisssssssssssssss can we know closer(Huh?)samsanj***:01:35 AMI like your face and would like meet n have funsamsanj***:01:53 AMN I would like to c on it(WTF is C on it?)Aboveaveragewhiteguy***PMSo is it too soon to ask if you can clear my package ;) ?Never heard that one before huh?dirtwarrior***PMwhen did u hav sex last? You think you rocked my world? Honey, you didn't even rattle the headboard.... God I hate people who talk out their ass.
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BernardinaOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I have an avid interest in movies, outdoor activities and food. Actually, I am a huge foodie. But that's a different story, haha. I enjoy reading books, specifically crime novels. I love just about any music but have a special place in my heart for indie and unknown bands.I have four diplomas, which means I spent way too much money on college, haha. I feel as though I major more in public relations with a splash of journalism. I am currently working with a marketing company that specializes in helping non-profit charities. I am 5"2, with brown hair and blue eyes. I am very outgoing, enthusiastic. I have a huge hunger for life and I love to laugh. A few of my pet peeves include people who can't spell, negative people or people who don't know how to change the toilet paper roll, haha.