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IvoryOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality. :PIf you have a tendency of blocking people don't message me, grow some balls and stop hiding behind the block button like a little b*tch!!!**** I am in the middle of a weight loss journey! With this being said, if you can't respect or like me for who I am NOW you will have nothing to do with who I am later!!!***Top 10 Fun Facts. 1. 70 % of the people on meetville have kids. (Now don't get me wrong I love kids but what happened to waiting to have children with the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.)2. 90% of men on this site have at least ONE shirtless picture.. (Which is very annoying, big whoop you have abs... Do you have a heart? Can you hold an intelligent conversation? I don't care if you pick things up and put them down.)3. 99.9% of the time I will answer your e-mails no matter who you are... (Unless of course they start with "Hey baby I bet you give great head". That just makes we want to knock out all your teeth and a few ribs so you can give yourself a gummer!)4. Tall Men, Tattoos & Piercings are a huge turn on! Unless the guy is a totally douche bag then it's a waste of ink.5. No one will be the exact same on here as they are in person. Get over it. You will never find that 100% perfect person so deal with their flaws and learn to love them, that is what makes human kind so interesting.6. There are a lot of stoners out there (I am not one of them)... SO...*Puff, puff, cough, cough, pass on*( To clear this up a bit seeing as a lot of people keep saying to bad you don't like stoners.. It's not that I have a problem with people who smoke a bit, it's when you let it run your life.. Not cool. Or when you spark up in my house! That smell takes forever to get out!)7. I am full figured, I have hips and tits so stop asking, don't like it keep moving.8. I am sarcastic and my sense of humour is more twisted than your panties.9. I am here out of boredom and for entertainment, most of the messages I get in a day have to do with sex or drinking or something else completely idiotic, what happened to having a normal conversations? ****NEW RULE*** You message me something dumb I will post it on my profile for all to see... Better hope you read this part!10. I live to laugh. I will do anything in my power to show someone true friendship. I will always be there and defend you to the end. Believe it or not I am one of the nicest people you will meet, and I take great care of the people I hold dearest... Get my mad though and you better run... HULK SMASH!OH and always remember, never make fun of the fat girl... She'll make you regret it! Later Haters!P90X in October. Yeahhh buddy!*******************************************************************************************************************************************************************Now for some of my dumb messages... southpaw***PMReport this message for inappropriate contentGod your beautiful, what would it take for me to come right now and bang the Fukk out of you, you wouldn't be able to handle me...(Nothing, cause it will never fuking happen. Learn to be a gentleman sleazebag.? this isnt a robot its for real ill give u my number u can call me its a manitoba numberDaBest***AMDtf(Again??? Really do you guys have no originality?)eliteconstruct***AMcan i spread your legs?Ognar***AMHey wanna go play pool then go to your place start with a drink there slowly undress you maybe tees you by eating you out then you can tees me with some kinky black wight or red lingerielizardkinglambert***PMI bet you Suck a mean****eh; )cyclingduck***AMCare to fool around?brute***:03:22 PMIll **** ya. U will do. ;)burniejohn***AMSave me I'll be ur love slaveyourwillingiamable***PMHey there how are you, just want to know if you are interested in getting to know an older guy for a great friend with benefitsdustin***AMHey there u want pix of my****)Actualize***AMYou are delicious lookingI would so make love to you for at least six hours if you allowed me to lol(Like you could last 6 hrs...6 seconds maybe)Wpg420guy***:03:32 AMu horny(I'm not the devil I don't have horns)akam***AMkisssssssssssssss can we know closer(Huh?)samsanj***:01:35 AMI like your face and would like meet n have funsamsanj***:01:53 AMN I would like to c on it(WTF is C on it?)Aboveaveragewhiteguy***PMSo is it too soon to ask if you can clear my package ;) ?Never heard that one before huh?dirtwarrior***PMwhen did u hav sex last? You think you rocked my world? Honey, you didn't even rattle the headboard.... God I hate people who talk out their ass.
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PetronilaOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I love online marketing. I’m a kind person who believes in true love, and unfortunately single. I want to be part of a couple that can generate synergy. Looking for a smart person to settle down with.
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VickyOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Allo! Hummmmm I don't really know what to write, I am new at this. Honestly, my best friend dared me to create this profile just to try it and see what happens. I used make fun of people on dating sites....but here I am trying to figure out what to tell you guys so you won't judge me and run away!Basically, i'm a not so typical goofy french 25 years old graduate in communications. I usually "go with the flow" . Im a kind-hearted, genuinely happy person, funny but sarcastic sometimes, always in a good mood (or almost we all have our moments), energetic, extrovert, always ready for adventure! I enjoy listening to others. I can be judgemental sometimes but I am really honest and I always say what I truly think. I love doing things that we usually don't do very often, always wiling to try something new! I also enjoy simple dinners with friends and wine or beer! I absolutely LOVE to cook! If you're the kind of guy who would knock at my door on a winter night, wearing a fluo onepiece snowsuit to ask me to go on a crazy carpet adventure or if you like to build forts, then we would get along pretty well. Last minute roadtrips makes me very happy! I do believe in guys/girls friendshipsIam easy to please, easy to talk to, I laugh easily. I enjoy meeting new people and making new friends..Felt at home there but i know there is so much to discover so i'm counting on adding more and more destinations to my bucket list and i have to admit that having a partner in crime for that would be kind of awesome.As for my other interests, hobbies or taste in music, I will leave that for you to discover. Seriously, if I write my biography, what will we have to talk about when we'll first meet? (If we meet). I enjoy awkward silences sometimes, they are pretty funny but I also enjoy meaningful (or not so meaningful) conversations too! Well, i'm an awesome person looking to meet awesome people, as i said i love making new friends, anyway if we can't be friends first it wouldnt go anywhere right? Make me laugh and you win me over for sure!P.S. if all you can offer is a typical douche bag picture or a shirtless selfie don`t bother.."Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward' -; walk in a park, beer in a pub, or anything FUN