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About Me:I am a funny but "nice guy", very sarcastic, smart ass, etc.Here for forums, and platonic friends only.Favorite Quotes:Don't taze me, bro!I once had a cognitive thought, but it turned out to be gas.If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.If your man does not think you are amazing, you need a better man.I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... Oops, I forgot the bubblegum.Lying about your age does not help, because then we think you are a meth addict.Love is not a search for something "shiny", its a quest for a puzzle piece. So many folks who online date, simply cannot get this concept.So many women want to want intimacy, more than they want intimacy itself. The hunt, the struggle and the tension are safer than the sweet pain of truly opening their hearts. As long as you are wondering/worrying "is this the guy?" or "why is he doing this?" that's your mind chattering, not your heart fluttering. Ladies...you can do better. I would wear a flannel nightgown, with bunny slippers.I have a friend that works at the Subway in Wal-Afterwards we could take a moonlight stroll across the Wal--thru, because it always annoys people in cars when you WALK through the Drive-thru.Then it's on to Radio Shack to watch the DVD of "Hitch" they have playing 24 hours a day. It is such a "feel good" flick, I recommend it to everyone.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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