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Garciaalfaroor
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Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-34
Busco sexo y amor para siempre escriban al ***si les intereso
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Sebastian
Online
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
Most women desire someone who can make them laugh and make them feel safe. They're basically looking for a Clown Ninja... That's me. Except clowns scare me and I'm too big to be stealthy like a ninja... Ok, about me: I live life to it's fullest. I do stand up comedy as a hobby and have been on stage many times both locally and abroad. I spent 20 years in Air Force Intelligence(Yes, an oxymoron!). I'm educated, well traveled, own my house, have a car, have all my teeth, a job, a dog (The best dog on this planet!), good friends, and still just a smidgen of sanity. I can cook, have a housekeeper(Hate to clean), and throw the best pool parties on the planet... I love my job, though I travel a lot. I get to help people grow their business and I get to work with 100's of businesses. I never stop learning- work, relationships, and life. I continue to try to grow.I'm looking for someone that is intelligent and can carry on a conversation. A sense of humor is manditory, otherwise you'll think I'm a jackass as I always make comments/jokes about almost everything and anything. I am, however, compassionate, romantic, charming and witty when I need to be. I love to go out and enjoy life. I work so I can vacation. I love my job, but when I'm not working, I put every ounce of energy into having fun. If you're a social outcast, you're probably not for me. If you don't have all your teeth, poor hygene, or do meth and don't have a job, then you're probably not what I'm looking for. My dog came from the shelter. You'd be suprised how many of those designer dogs they have there. Tiki is a Shepard-Who-Knows-What-Else-Tagged-Mom-That-Day-Mixed breed... She like me is loyal, cute, funny and her bark it really loud.; Sons, Fun, The Gold Magnolias, Jimmy Buffett, Elvis(Both), Country, Rock, R&B, Blues...My friends are like the Island of Mis-Fit Toys. I have young, old, rich, poor, ugly(Most of them), good looking, smart and stupid friends. I love them all. They have helped me through a lot of seemingly impossible times. So, if you're still reading, you're either one of my friends, or maybe someone that can relate to me and has some level of interest. Be bold. Make the first move and write me. I promise to at least write back.If you can write me a joke, you get bonus points... No worries if you can't. We'll have fun!***UPDATE-I'm working back into fitness from a car accident in ***. Back still bad, but I do walk, ride my bike every day and Im at the gym daily, but prefer outdoor recreation to the gym. Someone into fitness is important. I've lost 50 lbs. this year and I'm in good(getting into great) shape. I'm interested in people that have the same type of lifestyle.Additionally, I have a very messed up work schedule.--September. Yes, this is hard to deal with relationships. Not trying to force a relationship. If one happens along the way, then good for us... I'm looking for a connection. A lover a friend a partner in crime. Never a movie. I want to talk, socialize, get to know you. Maybe go for a Jeep ride, see a band, sing karaoke, workout or whatever. Something fun that brings out your personality... Dinner is good, but a cookout is better... If you can hold your own then it will be a good time... That's a promise!
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Moriarty
Online
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
People tell me I'm funny and that I have a great personality and I’m easy to get along with, but I'll let you be the judge of that. After all, I’m not the most objective critic. I can tell you that I am very loyal, dependable and passionate. Along those same lines, if I knew that exactly who it was I was looking for, I probably wouldn’t be here, but I’m open to the possibility that the universe knows something I don’t. I’m very attracted to a pretty smile and flirty demeanor, and I love a girl who can laugh at herself and the world around her. I picture an independent, affectionate, honest, loyal and passionate woman who shares some of my same interests.Ultimately, I’m looking a long-lasting passionate relationship with someone amazing, but to begin, let's just take it slow and just get to know each other … and maybe if the cards are right for both of us … I’ll be writing you love songs. If you think you have any interest, just drop me a line. I've been waiting for you... hhhmmm...First date ...I think maybe lunch or a cup of coffee would be a nice way to start. Maybe a local pub for a drink. There is no stress or pressure in that. It's low key and gives both a chance to talk in a casual atmosphere.