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Methuselah, 49
United States, Maryland, Taneytown

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I have to address this.....ladies that button that says " Show Interest "...... Don't press it, we hate that. Healthcare as we all know is one scary business to be in, one more reimbursement cut and you'll never get another X- So healthcare is out, but crime never takes a day off. Hence the career change, I'll tell you more about that below. I'm 100% Italian (Sicilian), but that does not mean I've watched "The Godfather" more times than I should have.I love fine dining as much as the next guy, and believe it or not can actually order foods that don't end with the word parmesan. A good steak is great, but so is Sushi ( yes an Italian that eats Sushi without thinking he's eating bait ). I love to cook, but not every meal.....C'mon you shake a pan once in a while. Red wine is fine, but Scotch is better. Sure I smoke Cigars, but not all the time and never in the house. I can't swing a golf club on a bet, in fact the last time I tried Asian men actually left the driving range. They take that sh!t way too seriously, or maybe they were tired of ducking my slices. I ride a Harley, and drive a Jeep. You don't have to ride everywhere with me, but you should be willing to ride with me sometimes. There are few things better then having your lady rest her head on your back while taking a back road curve. You have to admit....that was sensitive. Yes I did jump out of a plane, okay so maybe I was pushed out. I did sky dive though, dive may be an overstatement, fell to Earth at great speed is a better description. See how happy I am having landed, or tucked and rolled until I came to a stop. Would I do it again? You betcha, I would do it in a heartbeat.So every man wants to know what women really want, all we had to do was read these ads. Cuddle on the sofa.....when I do that by myself it's being lazy but with you it's romantic.....who knew. Walk on the beach.....Please remember where we parked the damn car, I hate looking for it. For you ladies that talk about Sunsets on the beach, we live on the East Coast the Sun rises on our Beach. It sets over the parking lot, but if we ever find the car I'll be happy to sit in the car with you and enjoy the Sunset. My favorite are the ladies "looking for a partner in crime" what are we doing, knocking over a ***? Listen to a Thunder storm ( I actually love that ). Someone that loves to laugh, really????is that the problem, some guys out there love to cry? I could go on and on with one cliche after another, but I think we all want the same thing.I make my living as a Bail Bondsman, don't worry I never take my work home. I do get to meet a lot of interesting people, but If Mom were alive not many are the type I would bring home to meet her. How do I bring home that special girl who may or may not be a felon. Mom would have been crushed, or called her a no good "Puttana" I have no issues traveling to you, I'm sure you're worth it but be reasonable.STEALINGA beautiful woman wrote she would rather have a man ruin her lipstick than her mascara.....being a guy it took a minute for me to catch the meaning, but I couldn't agree more.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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