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Monty
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Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55
Who am I? Well, I don't like to brag or anything (total lie), but I can do like 12 push ups in a row.I'm not into drinking in bars or wineries (editors note: yet another lie). He met his long time girlfriend from here. However, he claims to be better looking and more successful than me. Clearly, that is impossible. Maybe he met her on Christian Mingle, I don't recall. On a side note, don't we all know Mingle = Screwing? They aren't fooling anyone.If you know who "The Dude" is and how to tie a room together, we will get along great! My humor tends to be on the R rated side. I'd sure like to tell you I read Playboy for the articles, however....I have two young girls, and I have shared custody. They come first, of course. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that, but you'd be surprised. I truly love to be a dad. However, there are times when I feel like exploring my legal options when they lose/hide the remote.As of this year (yes I'm one of those) I am very into eating healthy and being very active. I would like to find someone equally motivated. I have switched from all forms of soda and of course went to exclusively drinking flaming grand marniers. I hate evil, delicious carbs! My food interests range from Bacon to anything with bacon on it. And anything in between.Things I like: Sushi, Bacon, Steak, Bacon wrapped Sushi, Bacon wrapped Steak, Steak wrapped Sushi.I'd love to find a sweet (and maybe a little sassy), athletic woman with a good heart who likes to dine out, movies, comedy clubs, sports bars, bike or hike trails, weekend roadtrips, patio bars, live music, etc for friendship leading to a relationship.One note, I do love animals, but here is my pet hierarchy: Dogs > Fish > Birds >; Dragon >; Cats. I mean, really, would you be interested in man who has cats?Being on an Internet dating site is neither of our proudest moments, but let's make the best of it and have fun with this. 30 Day Risk Free Trial! Lots of laughs, interrupted by me inexplicably looking at my smart (?) phone to fire off several *** work in complete silence. Perhaps a drive later in my windowless van?
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Justice
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Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
The initial burst of energy after a quiet spell away from here has settled into a more realistic expectation of success via meetville...ever the optimist though!Taken up yoga and meditation recently and enjoying them both. I'm healthy, active and also a big thinker...enjoying open conversations, rather than just exchanging facts. I'm interested in your opinion, and looking at things from a different perspective...with laughter important too. I am a keen runner but realise it's not for everyone - that's absolutely fine. I do love art and history, and learning new things so your hobbies are important too. One day I'd like to learn how to dance properly...maybe you can?I haven't forgotten what romance is like...adventure, passion, butterflies in the stomach, holding hands etc. If you're romantic and tactile you'll know exactly what I mean....It's been a little while now but I accept these things are precious and aren't easy to find so I'll continue to be patient.- Things I like lots: free-flowing and stimulating conversation, romantic meals (and nice bottle of wine), sharing good times and doing things, achieving, hobbies and interests, running. Writing lists.- Things I don't like much: being unhealthy, long distance relationships, sitting about watching too much tv.I'm comfortable about making contact but it's always pleasant to unexpectedly hear from someone nice, and with a bit of zing! If you think it might look promising then a message would be lovely. I'm not over-concerned about age, someone with emotional maturity is more important than years.Extra detail: single for 2 years (divorced ***years ago)....ready for something a bit special now - how about you? Riding a tandem...we can talk about our hobbies, goals and aspirations, what makes us unique and our taste in music.Coffee and cake suits me too...
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Nick
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Nick. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Middletown, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.