SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MackenzieOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
I\'m a happy person and I like to surround myself with positive people. No I do not live in a bubble, although sometimes I like to pretend I do. I\'m here looking to meet someone I can connect with.
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CyrusOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
I am getting to old for all this. To old to be wasting my time or someone else's.Just want to find a sane person to love. (Maybe slightly insane would be ok)Enjoy movies, music, reading etcA guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "" The genie replied, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pilings we would need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible. Think of another wish." The guy thought for a moment and said, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a second, then asked, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"
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KeithOffline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
I am quite bewildered by the whole concept of online dating, unsure of the etiquette apart from anything else.... suddenly keenly aware of what a beardy weirdy I look in all the photos I have, ho hum..*** pondering some problem or challenge.I am lucky enough to have picked up some good friends over the years and certainly am up for meeting more, there is a lot to be said for a cuppa and a chat to put the crazy world into some perspective sometimes... I'm not averse to leaving some it crazy and unaltered though... I count myself lucky to live in these modern times, in such a nice place... sure there is crisis after crisis on the news which can't be ***, there is also a lot of good and positivity in the world too, often seemingly insignificant and under appreciated. It all counts.I don't have children, but am fortunate enough to enjoy my mates kids, such a wonder to watch them catch life, and experience stuffMy interests (?) include listening to music, playing too much bad guitar, watching movies (not at the cinema) waffling about stuff I pretend to have knowledge off hoping someone will notice, but it seldom happens he heh...Photography is a big part of my life, i now its nerdy and all ƒ stops, but I secretly treat it like an artgoals and aspirations included not ****ing anybody or the world up too much if i can avoid it... my many many years of experience on this planet have shown me that most of mans ambitions end up tits up, obviously some great exceptions to this, but I am now a look before you leaper... wasn't always but am nowat the risk of sounding a little bit like a crusty, I used to live in a truck traveling around UK, france and spain, doing circus shows, and "outside music events" loud music, crazy people, lots of repetitive beats... good times and i have the gaps in memory and emotional trauma to show for it... very proud of that period in my life though. I have now settled in Hove, taken up gardening and even cultivate mung beans, not very rock n rollwhirled peas and hoppiness to you allxEDIT: I wrote the above about two years ago, since then I have had very very few messages, so apparently the profile is working well, not. Anyway I'm back I don't know why, But here we go.It looks like if your a bloke here you have to message the girls, makes me feel like a creep though, ho humAnd so few of you are looking for a slightly awkward shy bearded individual who secretly harbours megalomaniac fantasies about ruling the world whilst consigning poverty, inequality, and general bollox to history ..... The mind boggles xBooks ?Midnights children, The Sea of fertility, Songlines, Electric koolaid acid test, On the road, Wind up bird chronicle, Unbearable lightness of being etc etcMusic ?... classical and jazz of all sorts, hardcore techno and trance (old school raver) Keith Jarrett... very wide tastes can go from joy division to Dolly Parton with a flick of the cross fader... don't really like alot of chart pop though but am always willing to lend an ear if I'm recommended somethingso how was that for a over wordy load of balls ?i thought so:-)x What ? I thought this counted as a date :-)