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Audley, 49

Offline, last seen Thu, 09 Jul 2026 01:59:53

About Me

Hello....I've been on here before. I've met some nice folks and some that had some issues. I will say that I'm a very active and outdoorsy sort of guy. Hiking, fishing, camping, hunting etc. I do love to climb mountains so you may wanna be sure you can keep up. My goal in life is to someday be on 'Survivor'.....not necessarily to win, but to put on a good show and show those flatlanders how us 'Mainahs' do it. Yessah!!! I'm looking for a gal that can keep up indoors as well as outdoors. When I find my partner in crime, she will be rewarded. Just a note here.....if you're hooked on drugs or your ex, not very affectionate, or if you are psychotic (or even if you suspect you might be psychotic)........skip me please. Coupla other things that have come to my attention.....if you don't have a pic or two, I probably won't respond. I have taken the time to put myself out there as a warning that this is gonna be the view you'll be looking at. It's only fair that I get that back. Also, I have no idea if there is attraction there if all I see is a generic outline provided by this site!Also, I want to once more reiterate.....you MUST be able to keep up! My idea of a first date is NOT coffee and chat or dinner and chat. Those are the most uncomfortable first dates I have ever been on! Just a warning....make me sit through a coupla hours of that and I will attempt to squeeze through the men's room window and escape! Let's pick something that shows off our personality a little. The goofier the better!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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