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KelvinOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Ok, who's ever completed this bit in under 20 minutes? If so, give yourself a crackerjack pencil (shows how old you really are if you remembered)& can't think what to say?Ok, here's a starter for 10. I make cakes for a living! (stampede of women's feet then suddenly screeching to a halt when they think they're gonna get fat! but please don't let that put you off cos I promise I won't steal your car!Music: Anything on the radio 1 playlist is out of the question, I have some taste, though varied. &Filums: A good comedy, A good thriller, generally any good film???Going out: Rarely, but if I do, I can usually be found at The Bull outside sat on me own like a slog (Sad Lonely Old Git) I'm a bit old fashioned I'm afraid & think jeans & trainers on a man going out for the night is a no no, so I only ever wear trousers, shirt & shoes. Would much prefer cuddled up on the sofa, at least then I wouldn't have to wait for all the women to get out of the mens toilets, why do you do that? You all complain about the other women taking too long & when you get in there you do the same thing?? (sorry, I had to get that off my chest) Oh, & another thing, you know you shouldn't be going out anymore when you hear yourself say "does the music really have to be that loud?"Hobbies: Amongst other things, collecting dust has been a favoured past time of late. Destroying a good classic on my guitars, if Carlsberg made guitarists, it wouldn't be me! I'm very keen on gardening, I could watch someone do it all day :0)TV: Classic comedy & newer comedies.; anything with Karl Pilkington in it :0)Dislikes: Liars, Un-Reliable people, those from strange villages that still point at airplanes & sprouts (The Devils testicles)Home is with my 25 year old son & his girlfriend. Now I know how my mum & dad felt!How would my friends describe me seems to be a popular quote on here, so here goes, Dave? he's honest, too honest for his own good, a right miserable boring old fart who goes on & on & on about how fed up he is & we wish he wouldn't come round! a favourite quote of theirs I believe is " turn the lights off, he'll think we're out" Yes, I've turned into me dad! (told you I was too honest for my own good!)I wear my heart on my sleeve & don't pretend I don't but it has been battered a bit lately, battered as in ripped to bits, not the sort you put on cod :0)I'm at that age now where I go in the kitchen, stand there, look around, wonder what it was I went in for then sit back on the sofa & then remember what I went in the kitchen for!Also noticed that I'll go to a kitchen cupboard for a nibble, see there's no crisps left in the bag of 24 I bought 2 days ago (I hate people leaving empty stuff in cupboards/fridge too, they're called "off spring"), then sit back down & 20 minutes later, go & look to see if there's anything that's miraculously appeared by magic since I last looked. Is it just me or do others do that?My ideal woman?? Smiling eyes are important, I'm an eye person, the rest will follow. I love a woman to be funny, loving (don't mean sex wise) warm & understanding. At our age none of us has got to what we perceive as this very long cul-de-sac without some hurt or pain in our lives, it makes us who we are! I'm a very good listener & I doubt you've been through much in life that I haven't. So I do have lots of empathy care to give.Nothing makes me happier than just lay on the sofa cuddled up or holding hands & just being contented, sometimes comfortable silence & a hug can mean more than a thousand words.So, there you have it, I'm sure I've accumulated a bit more info over the last 50 years but that'll do for now.I Don't get on here too often due to odd working, so if anyone (he says hopefully) messages me, I'm not being *** joke for you, a man walks into a doctors & says "doctor, I think I'm a moth" the doctor says, "I'm a GP, I think you need to see a psychiatrist" the man says "I know but I saw your light was on" (ok, it wasn't that bad!)P.S. What the hell is an "Activity Partner" If it means you can teach me how to play the guitar properly, I'm in!! Somewhere busy so you can pretend you haven't seen me & do a runner! I'm me & don't pretend to be someone I'm not & I'd like a first meet to be with someone who's brought themselves & not their representative persona, if you know what I mean?
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ChewboyOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-35
Hi! My name is Chewboy. I am never married spiritual but not religious african man without kids from Arnold, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MurdochOnline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
I love music and my musical tastes can run the gambit from rock to pop, from country to classical, from reggae to blues. You could say I appreciate the arts because I like movies, theater and art work almost as much as music.I've traveled around the U.S. a bit mostly for my job. In a past life I lived in Japan for a year (I worked for one of the major Japanese auto makers). Trying out new restaurants can be an adventure. I'm always up for trying a new sushi joint that won't bankrupt me or send me to the emergency room (no that has never happened). I'll always be a bit of a student of life - the day you stop learning is the day you start dying a little bit. I'm goal oriented but not to the point where its a singular focus and detracts from what matters most - family, friends, faith.For exercise I usually bike on trails around town. Cooking, reading, woodworking and home improvement projects are some other interests. I have two children whom I adore: a 14 year old girl and a 11 year old boy. They both keep me young at heart and I think I learn as much from them as they learn from me.What do l want? Given some experiences with Internet dating I feel the need to add some qualifiers. Faith in God is important - I'm a work in progress in this regard and do not seek a saint - you just have to be on the path. I respect people that have grown from life's challenges. I 'm looking for someone who is honest with themselves and others (that includes photos and info provided in your profile). Princesses need not apply but know that you'll be treated like a Queen if you win my heart. Just like many gals, I want someone I'm excited about seeing, who I miss when we're apart, the yin to my yan, who likes some of the same things I enjoy doing. In short I'm looking for a partner to share all life has to offer. That being said I also think it works best to *** times, call a few times and then decide if it makes sense to meet. We probably aren't right for each other if you can't take the time that it takes to get to know someone. If chemistry were just about walking up to someone who we liked how they looked and striking up a conversation we wouldn't be on this site....Thanks for stopping by and checking out my profile. Send me a quick message if anything peaked your interest. Something simple like meeting for a drink or light meal.