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William, 50
United States, Maryland, Arnold

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Hi, I'm Joe. I have many interest. Art of any kind, mechanical things, different types of music, gardening, going to different places for fun. I am a person who likes to have fun. I like to joke around. I am affectionate and caring and looking for the same. I'm not a complainer , not into drama or working my self to death and make a relationship suffer. I am a recover alcoholic and drug user since ***. I am looking for a woman who is not an alcoholic or drug user and a nonsmoker. This doesn't mean you can't drink. I just don't want a drunk or drug attic and smoker. I am looking for a lady and only one too be with and her with me. That would like, to do things and go places I like, and we go to places, and do things she likes. I would like it if we could dress up at the very lease some times. I have never been married and don't have any children of my own, but I do have five nieces and three nephews. That we always have fun when I'm around and they think I'm pretty cool. They range in age from 11 to 25 and I am proud of all of them. My pictures are from January ***. I have lost my stomach. Chest, Back, Arms, Shoulders and legs are bigger again do to me working out. I am trying to meet the right lady this doesn't mean you have to be in any kind of perfect shape, Just be nice and kind. I don't have a problem if you have kids and I do understand that they come first and I wouldn't have that any other way, because if your kids did not come first or you treat them like crap I would wounder. I am not into one night stands or just going to bed for fun. I am looking for the real deal. Thanks Joe Lets make the plan together Joe

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Camping / Hiking Walking Martial Arts Music
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