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Broderick, 50
United States, Louisiana, Zachary

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The position of Special Curator has arisen to care for a rare antiquity that, depite its age and ***, is considered by some to be worth preserving.The position will be drab, sad and tedious to hold; the rewards precious, but few - to be honest, there's probably something wrong with you if you have read this far.Duties will include:Experiencing 'fascinating' music (anything from obscure post-'77 new wave to even-more-obscure contemporary electronica) and cinema so esoteric even the directors forgot about the films;Pedantic correction of grammar;Being seen in public with someone who has a style, but is neither fashionable nor unnoticeable. Passionate debating skills on the following are essential:The possibility that Baudrillard's Hyperreality is, in fact, real;;Whether we should be going out dressed like this. You must also have Gaggia skills and be able to demonstrate ability with a corkscrew. A working knowledge of grammar and syntax is essential. Actually, forget the Gaggia skills - nobody goes near my machine! In return you will be offered the generous affections and loyalty of a dog; and indeed, the loyalty of a sweet little dog. Endless transitive and intransitive laughter is also available, leading to existential self-doubt and questioning of your ability, frivolity and morality.The subject has the potential to give greatly; perhaps you are the one to take him in hand, to coax forth much love and delight. However, applicants are requested to respond with a bloody convincing reason as to why they'd want the *** Applicants are allowed ten minutes' contact, under heavy supervision, at a time and venue of their choosing.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

House R&B Skiing Vietnamese
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