SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MyrthforemanOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-42
It's hard to talk about myself, I'm a shy person by nature, but I'm trying to work past that (life is too short right?). So I'd like to meet a person who'll be able to get to know me better before judging.
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BrantleyOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
This is a complex section to fill out in so many words, to capture our essence, our spirit in a few lines. I asked a friend of mine to write something up for me and here it is.... LIke she was writing a friend.---Hope you’re doing well. Know things didn’t end so great with Greg a few months back but, honestly, how could they not? The man had two kids in and out of county for constantly stealing enema kits from the drug store. That pathology wasn’t born in a vacuum, you know? One day, they’re gonna kill him in his sleep and you don’t want any parts of that. I think you dodged a (literal) bullet there. So, anyway, look. We have that formal benefit coming up for the Hydrocephalitis Foundation in June and I know you’d prefer to go with a date rather than sit there all night with me talking about my sick cats and menopausal issues. I wonder if you’d consider meeting my friend and getting to know him? I met him last summer when he and his partner came in to work to bid on doing our website. I didn’t expect much considering the last local guy to come in was somewhat of a turd who still seemed to think an AOL chat room was cutting-edge technology. Since you know I have no patience for “professional conduct,” I think I was pretty straightforward with him – and made some jokes and cursed like I always do to feel people out to see they have any tangible communication skills. What’s weird is that this guy totally engaged on our level. He wasn’t falling back on the “nod and smile” grin**** routine I find so utterly loathsome, but pushing back and challenging me. Who does that? Most men are pussies in that department – desperate to say or do or agree to anything to get a job, including not pissing off the crazy person interviewing them. But this guy had a sense of confidence that was massively impressive. That’s a skill not easily learned.Yes, he’s good looking and quietly sexy. He reminds me of the guy you’d meet at your cousin’s wedding who’d ask you to dance to that godforsaken Eric Clapton song, “Wonderful Tonight.” You don’t really want to dance with this guy, and you ****ing hate this song, but you have to get away from your drunk mother who, after 30 years, is still crying over how your father forgot their second anniversary and he’s your only out at the moment. So after some banal chit chat (“God isn’t the liquor low end at this place?” “Your cousin Jerry is a real nutsack, isn’t he?”), he positions your bodies just so and you start slowly dancing in that closed circle, and, just as Clapton starts in on the first chorus, he whispers something in your ear about how he noticed you from across the room. You relax, forget about your insane mother, and the song becomes somewhat less and less barf-worthy as he positions his hand on just the right place on the small of your back – that place that makes you squirm, but in the best kind of way. He holds you just a little tighter (but not in any vulgar sort of way like your drunk uncle) and kisses you sweetly near your ear when the song ends. Yeah. That’s what he strikes me as. THAT GUY. On the other hand, he seems like a wise-ass like your brother, too. So I imagine you might want to punch him in the face as well. It could go either way. Anyway, I can’t make any guarantees you’ll like him – but I do. Hard feat to accomplish. Let me know.I have his number. It's flattering for certain, does it capture your interest?So, that's it.. Love cooking. Great conversations and new places. Sarcasm is enjoyed, humor a must. I'll make you dinner. Quiet. Relaxing. Intriguing. If we don't click, we still had a good dinner and one more story to tell our friends. Ok ok. I guess the percentage of male creepers is higher than I expected. Yes to coffee or something public.
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OswaldoOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
"First Impressions" Please don't let the hair fool you, or scare you. After all, the hair and the stash are changeable... Kinda like a "Mr. Potato Head"... lol. I have a great respect for life and all its treasures. I have fantastic kids that I have a great relationship with. Sometimes you can find a mans worth in his family life... My girls live with their mom. Now that their teens, we don't hang out every weekend as much anymore, so that leaves me with good quality time for someone special ... If you wanna see a deeper side of me, please, read some of my thoughts below... I'd like that! Just know that I'm have a lot to give in a good relationship and am looking hard to find the right fit. "Memories" I would love to find a good friend. A good friendship, makes a great relationship. A great relationship, makes great memories. Great memories are what a person talks about for years to come. I just want to help make great memories with my best friend and future better half... Some of the things in my life that are important to me... I love my daughters very much! They are a big part of my world, but so is a relationship. Those two worlds can work great together because I want it to and my girls want to see me happy as well... I recently dated a woman that became a big part of our lives, so I know the two worlds can work good together and go smoothly. However, that world didn't last and here I am... I have moved on and so has she... I love life! I love to do new things. I will try almost anything once. I do really "Love" the mountains! Camping and hiking are very "Zen" for me. I'm Italian and I love to cook. Blah, Blah, Blah... I do love these things very much, but most of these ads read the same. After reading a few, you kinda forget you started a new person... I could post one that same way, but I'm a different kind of person. I thought being myself would be refreshing and original... Besides, "Paste and Copy" is to easy...There's one thing that I've noticed on many of the ads here, women, for the most part, just wanna be able to laugh and feel good... I've seen that one phrase in most women's ads. Well, I'm not a class clown, but I do have a talent that makes people feel good. "Laughter" Laughter is a great thing to experience and I try to make my world as happy as I can... I love to make someone I care about feel good and laughter is a great start! It's a big part of those "Great Memories" I was talking about earlier... I want you to know one thing, I know my pictures aren't the best and make me look a bit harsh (I'm not a great looking man). The one thing that makes me a good catch, is the love that I have for family, friends and that one person I want to spend the best years of my life with. I read once in someones bio, "A real relationship has a bond that can never be broken. I've felt that way and have been searching for someone that feels that as well...***"Life and what scares me the most"For most of my life there's one thing that really scares me, being alone, or worse, feeling lonely when you're surrounded by people... Why does that simple thing bring me to my knees and pray.... *Pray* for someone to just notice me... Not for what kinds of clothes I'm wearing, things I'm using, or how much money I'm making, but mostly for what kinda good person is peeking out from the inside...*Pray* for someone to bring out that smile I've waited so long to use... *Pray* for someone to help open my sore, yet tired eyes . Mostly, so I can see a couple bright, clear, beautifully colored eyes, that are very curious to see the true color of mine... *Pray* for someone that can look past the wear and tear of my hard exterior, only to see a softer,yet careing side that wants so much just to be used and craved by another...Always looking for someone special to share just a few of my most inner treasures with...Like loyalty. Standing by your side. Always there for you. Through hard times, as well as good times. Through right and wrong. An unwavering loyalty that can only be found from someone that just wants to be there for you...The limitless giving of ones self... Even when my hands are bare and the only thing I have left to give, "Is" myself, I can stand proud knowing you're truly happy with me... The privilege of being faithful to just one person...These are just few wants of mine that I've waited so long to experience... And yet, I have to walk, head held high, fake a smile and act as if my life is happy... Recently, I experienced just a fraction of what I've tried to describe above. That welcomed and "O-So" short lived love affair, slipped through my fingers so fast, I didn't even get a chance to stop and sample a taste... But, from what I did taste, I'm now hungry and want more... I'm still searching to experience the rest of my life's dream..."Someday" :) I know a great coffee house were we can have a very nice conversation about our second date...