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JamarOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
DISCLAIMER***ANYONE LACKING A SENSE OF HUMOR, OR OTHERWISE INDISPOSED TO A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF PARODY DO NOT CONTINUE READING!!!!! Thank you. Now you may proceed.Yippee! Here we are on meetville. WTF?! Maybe meetville really stands for, "plenty of fools", or maybe "plenty of fortitude"...perhaps "plenty of food"...no, I'm just hungry right now... Anyway, let's get down to business. As you can probably surmise, I'm humorless. Never laughed longer than a millisecond. Don't like to smile much either. So, if you're the type that has a great sense of humor, and an infectious, beautiful smile, better look elsewhere, cause there wont be any of that with me.Also, I think too much attention to truth and integrity can derail an otherwise comfortable relationship. It’Fitness, and being active is another area of potential relationship overindulgence that really sends up a red flag for me. I mean c’mon, why would any women (or man for that matter) want to look phenomenal? What’s the point?! Looking great, feeling awesome…please, who needs that in their life?! How about compassion, warmth, kindness, intelligence etc. etc. etc…I’ll tell ya how about it: who cares!!If I spent all my time being those things, or being concerned about ‘m, I wouldn’t have time for me stuff. And it’s the me stuff that really matters. Hey, “To thine ownself be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man”. F’n A yeah!!Lastly, any you females wanting to eventually experience the intimate depths of passion born from an evolving connection so intense that it lights a spark, -- forget it. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy. No boom boom for me thank you. So if that’s what you’re looking for, better move on and find some oversexed, shirtless, beer-guzzling, baboon, who can’t keep his greasy, car monkey hands off you…Slut!So that’s pretty much me in a nut…or is it nutshell…whatever. Lotsa hotness and forbidden fruit...what??
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SamOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
I'm an artist and I teach. I think it is great when people have a passion, something they love to do and are able to dedicate themselves to. If you share that mindset, or if you are looking for what that might be within yourself, then we’ll have a significant point of connection. I enjoy food and like to cook: the perfect steak, veal with prosciutto and spinach, baby artichokes sautéed with garlic, making pesto from scratch. As an artist, I'm also good at building things and working with my hands.My ideal match: We can talk about many things and are supportive of each other. We help each other grow. We can take pleasure in the simple things and beautiful moments that occur each day. You have a genuine interest in art or you value creative activity. You are curious about the world. You are authentic and open. You like being cooked for while sharing a bottle of wine. You have a romantic side, are smart, funny, and at times, intense."Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -;One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." - A. A. Milne“Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.” –
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RhettOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
I\'m a respectful person who knows how to treat a partner. I\'m a good listener and believe that communication makes for a better relationship. Search for reasonable people to make a good couple.