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JamarOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
DISCLAIMER***ANYONE LACKING A SENSE OF HUMOR, OR OTHERWISE INDISPOSED TO A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF PARODY DO NOT CONTINUE READING!!!!! Thank you. Now you may proceed.Yippee! Here we are on meetville. WTF?! Maybe meetville really stands for, "plenty of fools", or maybe "plenty of fortitude"...perhaps "plenty of food"...no, I'm just hungry right now... Anyway, let's get down to business. As you can probably surmise, I'm humorless. Never laughed longer than a millisecond. Don't like to smile much either. So, if you're the type that has a great sense of humor, and an infectious, beautiful smile, better look elsewhere, cause there wont be any of that with me.Also, I think too much attention to truth and integrity can derail an otherwise comfortable relationship. It’Fitness, and being active is another area of potential relationship overindulgence that really sends up a red flag for me. I mean c’mon, why would any women (or man for that matter) want to look phenomenal? What’s the point?! Looking great, feeling awesome…please, who needs that in their life?! How about compassion, warmth, kindness, intelligence etc. etc. etc…I’ll tell ya how about it: who cares!!If I spent all my time being those things, or being concerned about ‘m, I wouldn’t have time for me stuff. And it’s the me stuff that really matters. Hey, “To thine ownself be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man”. F’n A yeah!!Lastly, any you females wanting to eventually experience the intimate depths of passion born from an evolving connection so intense that it lights a spark, -- forget it. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy. No boom boom for me thank you. So if that’s what you’re looking for, better move on and find some oversexed, shirtless, beer-guzzling, baboon, who can’t keep his greasy, car monkey hands off you…Slut!So that’s pretty much me in a nut…or is it nutshell…whatever. Lotsa hotness and forbidden fruit...what??
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PhineasOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
I wake up happy, smiling and motivated every day. If that is your m.o. as well, I may be your man. I am housebroken, highly intelligent, educated, romantic, charming, honorable, well traveled, active, spontaneous, chivalrous, outspoken, and adventurous. You won't be bored !!I love the outdoors all year round and enjoy playing in the rain. I spend quite a bit of time at the beach when I can. Biking, swimming, hiking, wandering, camping, canoeing, pondering and baking are some of my favorite activities. Awakening to a great thunderstorm is always a treat!Self assured people interest me. Definitely looking for someone who is KIND, BRILLIANT, cool and confident (a little attitude is not a bad thing), and the ability to spell is a very good thing. I am looking for a substantive, long term deal. I am looking for a friend, lover and full partner.I am an avid reader. Love all music !! Really enjoy any live theater!!!!! Could care less about most movies. Enjoy watching Masterpiece Mystery and most things PBS and NPR.I love to cook (owned a restaurant for five years) and could eat seafood for every meal !!!!!If you find anything in this diatribe interesting, think we might have a connection and want to actually meet and see, by all means let me know. If you are just looking for an ***, phone or texting buddy, I am most assuredly not interested.Everything in my profile is accurate and honest. Hope yours is as well :)
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IsraelOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
Don\'t want to give my whole life story but I will say I\'m a smart, ambitious and respectful person Just looking for a person to get to know me for the rest, curious about me and willing to know better.