• Homer
• Louisiana
• United States

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Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

I like to go fishing, it is so peaceful out there. When I am home I get on the internet and answer questions and get paid for it (UPDATE: not anymore, they "fired" me because they are stupid). I like to cook and would love to make you my favorite dish (or yours). I like to go see the Braves play and my company has good season tickets. I am originally from Vegas and visit often, wanna go? I am looking for a motorcycle and can't wait to ride again. I'd love to ride up in the mountains again (UPDATE: not anymore, I realized how stupid people drive around here, texting!). My service manager recently quit so I am kind of a working supervisor and would love to eventually get out of a service truck for good and wear a white shirt! And eventually I'd like to run the whole shop.I listen to 106.I have been on here about a year and dated some nice ladies. I could probably have dated more if the ladies didn't have a restriction "must not have messaged users who are looking for intimate encounter". If messaged a lady and they had that on their profile, oh well. I just liked their profile and wanted to say Hi! If you have that restriction, I suggest you re-think it. NO?.. Our first date wouldn't be anything spectacular, meet for a drink and just get to know each other. I think River Street is a great place to wander around and just chat. I really want to ride all over downtown on bicycles one day.

• Homer
• Louisiana
• United States

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Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

You are invited to examine and consider the dossier of a colorfully charismatic, monogamy-friendly, disease-free, housebroken, employed heterosexual male (we don't exactly grow on trees, y'know). Friends and family will NEVER describe me as shy or a wallflower, but they will also affirm I never steal anybody’s thunder nor put anybody in my shadow. It's the simple things that I enjoy most -; friends, a cold beer on a hot day, etc. Sure, I like an occasional night out to take in a stage production, an art show, a cultural event, or crash a wedding (true!), but those excursions are always more memorable when they can be reflected upon later with my co-conspirator. If you like to “shake your moneymaker”). Just as fulfilling is being in the same room as her and reading respective books, cooking her favorite meal or working on a project together. Nothing surpasses one-on-one quality time…the best "love language". The near-forgotten art called "being a gentleman" is alive, well, and in no danger of becoming extinct with this guy.What am I looking for? The short version is the one girl that will make me a better guy and unsubscribe from this website...permanently. The long version is I’m crazy attracted to the four “C’s” - confidence, classiness, culturedness and chemistry mixed with healthy side orders of the two “I’s” - intelligence and independence. Men intimidated by these virtues are clinically known as "knuckle-dragging Neanderthals", but I heartily embrace those qualities because they make an unexcelled elixir when combined with sensual femininity and a warming heart. She is willing to take reasonable risks to find her happiness, allows her dreams to become mine and is comfortable in social settings. Her sense of humor is not afraid to “bite back” when challenged and her mischievous smile alone will effortlessly lure me into her arms...hubba, hubba! Her physical attractiveness may "get her in the door", but her keen and ebullient mind will "keep her in the house". Writing of physical, she must be a strong advocate for fitness/health and walk the walk - I eat everyday, so I exercise everyday. She may be a modern girl able to “leap tall buildings in a single bound” but she appreciates her doors being opened, hand holding, random acts of chivalry, actual conversation over texting and a good foot rub after a long day (signed waiver required). To summarize, she will be the one to bring fire to my heart, a challenge to my mind and an oasis for my soul. I could go on and blah blah blah, but wouldn't you rather hear it than read it?We now interrupt this program for "The Ugly Truth"...:1) If you are inclined to send a "Hello", "How are you?" or a vapid message with less than a complete sentence or are challenged by spelling/grammar, I will not respond. Why? Because I'm certain you expect more in an *** potential suitor. Such a paltry effort expended to make a "best" impression will not merit a response from you, would it? I didn't think so. Guys like to be impressed, also. 2) We are ALL very selective, especially when it come to potential mates. On that note, I have no qualms with your decision to contact me (or not contact me) solely on the basis of my physical appearance. Why? Because I know you are looking at me the same way I'm looking at you.3) Yeah, my profile is wordy, but it serves as a litmus test - if you can't handle reading this, you can't handle the author.We now return you to your regularly scheduled program...I'm relationship-oriented, so hopefully I have successfully conveyed my intent to not waste your time (and definitely not mine) with sophomoric antics nor adolescent immaturity. If you've read this far, I know I have your attention and if you're confident enough to initiate contact or respond to my inquiry (there's that confidence thing again), you know what to do next. Will you be the girl I ask for a second date? Only time will tell... The first meeting has to be memorable because it will be my ONLY chance to earn a second date. The best ones are the interactive variety where the location/activity is as much a part as the participants. Better stop here - less history, more mystery, right? Or we could just skip all this and go right to knocking over convenience stores, cow tipping and defrosting our microwaves.

• Homer
• Louisiana
• United States

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Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

Hi- Thanks for visiting my profile. First and foremost I am a Dad, I live for my kids and am very involved in their activities and am doing my best to raise well rounded good little people. I am professional, semi-handsome, fun, ethical, confident, drama-free, honest, good-natured, adventurous and a goofball. I like to try new things (and old favs too- Im a great tour guide). My ***yr career in marketing & product development has taught me to be creative, inventive, innovative, saavy and ensure 100% follow through. I approach life like a marketing guy- accentuate the positive and make every day count-- espeically yours. I may bleed green (Eagles fan), but there isn't a jealous bone in my body. I am (zoinks!***years old, look & feel younger. No tattoos (not that there is anything wrong with that), I have all my hair, limbs and toes. Naturally tall & thin, but I believe that was designed for auto racing and reaching the top shelf. The only baggage I have is used for traveling- get along great w/m ex, I have no "isms" and an awesome family & friends. I have my own home, pay my bills and know how to cook, dress, fix stuff and clean up after myself. I appreciate life, drive fast, work very hard, play kinda-hard and enjoy the simple things. Looking for nice, normal, sexy lady who is loving and a shining example to my two wonderful active daughters 11 & 14. YOU must be tolerant of an off-beat sense of humor, occasional good-natured jokes and "greasy car guy stuff". Looking for best friend to experience new things & places together... not too much to ask, right? Thanks for looking at my profile, have fun! Meet a local establishment for a "get to know you" coffee or adult beverage. :-)