SIMILAR PEOPLE
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HebronOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hi. I'm a reasonably intelligent, down-to-earth single guy (aren't we all!) who's looking, at present, for a fun, friendly person for a hike, run, game of tennis or squash, or bike ride. I still hope for marriage & family but I'm taking a bit of a break from the pursuit.About me: I'm pretty simple. I own a house and a swath of business suits but a tent and a pair of sandals are really more up my alley. I know at some point the world transitioned to bodywash but I'm still a bar of soap kinda guy. Two kayaks hang on my back fence. I hope to travel more, and further, over the next few months. You coming? :)I value family, and kindness, and I'm more impressed by a nice smile than a fancy dress. I try to keep my mind engaged and enjoy conversations about pretty much anything as long as there's thought behind the words. No tattoos or piercings here - nothing against them per se but in my estimation we already possess a certain beauty and perfection that the addition of metal and ink just can't improve upon. That said, somehow I managed to develop a crush on Bif Naked. Cause life is like that, isn't it.I definitely value fitness and athleticism, and those would be great traits for you to have if we're gonna run around outdoors. I'm a huge fan of flexing pics and the more you have on your profile, the more likely it is I'll respond. Bonus points if porcelain furniture is reflected in the background... swoon.About you: fun, friendly, intelligent, thoughtful, good sense of humour, head in the game, willing to be seen in public without makeup. Something like that would be nice. Or.... surprise me. :)Having just recovered from the east coast sniffles, I'd like to travel somewhere hot. Soon!***Sarcasm CornerHave you noticed there's a breathtaking number of people on here who show up on your doorstep having "made a typo when I entered my birthdate, and now meetville won't let me change it"? We've all created a profile on here, we've all been asked very clearly to double-check that our age is accurate, and we've all seen the disclaimer that it can only be changed for a couple of weeks afterwards. Yet somehow, and despite having deftly navigated every other profile-building keystroke with confidence and precision, these poor meetville citizens still managed to type incorrectly the ONE number that they know better than any other in the world. Then, they failed to notice it was wrong when asked to confirm it. (I was born when? Hmm... yeah... I guess that looks about right!) Then, undoubtedly, they all promptly slipped into diabetic comas until the two week grace period expired. And now, upon awakening, and despite their unflagging and heroic efforts to correct the inadvertent error, they are being thwarted at every turn by the merciless machinery. Tragic. Victims of an Orwellian nightmare, really. I'm not saying I don't believe them, of course I do. I don't even find it remotely suspicious that the incorrectly-entered dates invariably make each and every one of them appear younger, and never older..... every..... single..... time.-watch precision of that imprecision might raise red flags for some, but not for me. I mean, it's ***, right? And who HASN'T flipped a coin and had it come up heads ten thousand times in a row?.. lovely potential life-mates might be inadvertently articulating is that, in retrospect, they're kind of sorry they set out to deceive the very people from whom they desire affection and attention, but not SO sorry that they're willing to spend an entire twelve minutes of their lives building a new profile from scratch. Honesty is totally over-rated anyways, especially in relationships. Besides, there's a big risk they'd just press the wrong key again, and wouldn't that be frustrating!:) :)
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BryanOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
I love my kids and they are with me every 2nd weekend, which leaves me plenty of time that I would like to share with someone special (you!). My past is resolved and I don’t have an ex hovering around.liste incomplete:***J’AIME:***Les vrais amis qui sont la pour toi quand ça compte.Des gens intelligents, ambitieux, réalistes, franches et qui aiment rire et faire rire.Cuisiner – mais pas seul.Voyager (j’ai déjà é)Magasiner, surtout pour des rabais et ventes…La musique (n’importe quoi mais particulièrement les 80s – j’ai déjà été DJ).La randonnée, le camping sauvage, la nature, le vélo de montagne.Le café. Les pistaches. Les mets exotiques et épicés…Donner des massages avec les produits du Body Shop.M’entraîner, même si je ne l’ai pas fait depuis ***ans, je cherche à recommencer.Des enfants. Des animaux. Des gens bilingues ou plus…***JE N’AIME PAS ou moins***Les stéréotypes et les préjuges, les superficiels.Parler de la politique sans arrêt.Des supposés amis qui ne sont pas la pour toi quand ça compte vraiment.Des gens qui abusent la confiance.L’impolitesse ou manque de classe (oui, je suis un gars qui croit aux valeurs classiques)L’état des routes au Québec.OK, a bit in English:I love my kids and they are with me every 2nd weekend, which leaves me plenty of time that I would like to share with someone special (you!). My past is resolved and I don’t have an ex hovering around.Please have a picture of yourself… you can see me; I would like to see you… Go for a walk and then get a good drink and meal.Or... go for a good meal & drink and then walk it off :)
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Tubal-CainOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
The sales pitch :)"Classic ***turn key fully certified" I don't have power windows, power brakes, power steering, nor do i have power locks with keyless entry. Even though I occasionally get those young punks who dream about what they can turn me into. I'm a comfortable pleasant drive, looking for a new driver who would enjoy long drives in such a classic. FYI lady driven only :) A bit about me. I like spending time with my two kids, hanging out with the family, friends. Having a good time and a good laugh. I like tide cold water, and my friends call me Monica when I clean house. I'm self sufficient, and I repair and renovate my own things. I don't have any tattoos but I do have a few scars and cuts here and there, and no, I don't mind tatoos on others. I like cycling, long walks, a good movie, a hot cup of coffee, and an honest good hearted woman to join me. Are you the woman I seek? FYI, I'm very sorry but, I will not reply to women who send me a message without a picture. Why? because my coworker has already played a prank on me, and sent me on a coffee date.To a coffee shop, that wasn't there :( First date? Coffee or drinks :)