SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SettlekerrysvOnline
Man. 65 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-62
Hi! My name is Settlekerrysv. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Livermore, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DominiqueOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get homeI'll make you laughI'll never under cook the eggsI can make a mean pot of chiliI'll always be impressed with how cute you areI know that handcuffs aren't just for the copsI recycleI'll take care of you when you're sick and sometimes just because I think you're the sh*tI'll make fun of youI can give a kick ass back rubI've got cookiesI don't chew tobaccoI take a shower every day, twice even sometimesI'll let you beat me at poolI'll keep working until I chip away at your wallsI don't care that you go out with the girlsI don't eat in bed... too oftenI don't care what music we listen to in the carMy heart will jump every time you walk through the doorI won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingYou just can't stop reading this!I'll think you're just about the coolest person I knowI think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal dateI won't **** your friendsI won't **** your sisterI always open a window when I paintI've never been on Americas Most WantedThe only drama I have any part of is on t.v.I don't care if you want to watch girly moviesI know how to make the coffeeMy kisses will take your breath awayI don't care if you leave your socks onMy best friend isn't a girlI'll sleep better when I'm next to youI'll open the door everytimeI'll never waste your loveI'll laugh at your joke even when it's not funnyI'd never give you sh*t in front of your friendsIt gets better every timeEat as much chocholate as you want I don't careI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without a kissI'll help you find your keysI always stop and ask for directions if i'm lostWe can watch your movie firstI know how to BBQI eat red meatI'll help clean the house perfect every time your mom comesI got suspended in high school 3 timesMy family is just as ****ed up as yoursI'll always want more of the good stuffI'm one of the smoothest dancers you'll ever meetI like all kinds of moviesI smell pretty good most of the timeI don't litterWhen I can I give to charityI won't care if it takes an hour to get ready...okay, 30 mins topsI look both ways before I cross the streetI never look directly into the sunYou'll look cute in my shirtI'm not a virginYou're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I knowI'll kiss you at the store when nobody's lookingI'm old enough to remember when the space shuttle crashedI won't care if you ever leave makeup on my shoulderI always pick up my dirty laundry in the bathroomI can balance a check bookI'll help you not to forget your moms birthdayI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theatreI"m really good at sneaking food into the moviesI'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really isI know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaesI have never stabbed anyone in the eyeI always win at thumb wrestlingI've read Playboy for the articlesI can count to ***by 5'sI've never smuggled drugs out of the countryI don't eat yellow snowI like it when you talk to your friends about meMy Sunday morning breakfasts will change your lifeYou chin fits 'just right' in my shoulder when I hold you closeI'll understand if you get jealousI'm just that good (confidence)I'm a pepperYou're getting very sleepy...I've never been on Jerry SpringerI may have already won $10,000,000.You won't be able to get me out of your headI'll let you drive every time if you wantI love my kidsI buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears downI know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appearI've never gotten caught lip syncing on SNLI have clean socks that you can borrow if you run outI never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gasI never run with scissorsI've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and wonAlmost every time I have a winning bottle topI know how to keep a secretI've never failed a surveyI can almost every time find WaldoI never put my fingers in the light socketI'm a virgoI have all my shotsI'm pretty damn funnyI'm not a doctor and I've never played one on t.v. eitherI don't care if you eat off my plateWhen you're sleeping I'll always try to be quietI have never run out of gas (well I just ****ed myself there now, didn't I?)I know the difference between they're, their, and thereYou really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couchI know how to do my own laundryI know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every timeI'm really good at making listsAfter reading this far you've already got too much invested anyways
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WiltonOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
My future goal is to be happy, to earn enough to retire and enjoy life, preferably with someone I truly care about. I own a successful business and I love what I do. Im very down to earth and am comfortable in my own skin. I looking for the same in a woman. Someone to share my life with. First date? Get to know each other and try to make you laugh.