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Devin, 45

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UPDATE: I'm not here to have my time wasted by casual messagers who have a short attention span and never reply again after the first half dozen lazy sentences. If you're only going to respond once to be "polite" DON'T BOTHER! If you have no intention of putting in a decent effort to get a bit of banter and conversation going with the intention of MEETING IN PERSON, then don't even bother me in the first place. If you want to mess around like that, go on ***, so one last try at this minefield of online dating where negotiating fake profiles, ladies who say 'lol' too much and dodgy adverts for mail order brides seems to be the order of the day.My sense of humour is a little dry, wry and sardonic. I'm quick witted on Social Media at least....I'm afraid I'm not "Tall*, Dark and Handsome", ";, "Mr D'Arcy", "; or some similar rose-tinted cliché - and if you've used one of these worn-out phrases in your profile, you might want to consider an update. No, I'm just a normal bloke who a few short years back thought he had it all mapped out, but alas....I've looked after myself. I cycle and have no beer belly and weigh about 10.5 stone. If you haven't looked after yourself I'm probably not going to be interested. I'm quite a reader and thinker, but I don't take myself too seriously. I cook and like to grow my own tomatoes (with varying degrees of success).If you're articulate and independent minded with a bit of sass (in terms of personality not loudness), but are also affectionate, warm, kind and sincere, then I might well be your man...*I'm astonished at how many women on here specify minimum height of 6' plus "because I like to wear heels when I go out". Have you any idea how shallow that sounds? Perhaps you should make it clear on your profile that it's really a fashion accessory and not a partner you're after? At the very least, be a lady and do that kind of filtering in private or I might start listing minimum cup size just to see if I can reciprocate the lack of tact. I'll fill this in later...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51

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    Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48

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