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About Me

No picky no speaky,for all i know you could be me mother.....Just like to say hello to everyone on meetville,i wish you all your true happiness.I am a free thinker. i have no worries,i have lots of fun and had a great life.I am very happy =O)..ive spent thousands of pounds on a internet site for a new product for my baldness problem...the b'stards have sent me a hat..I said to my mother"wouldn't it be great if i could design a car made out of Spaghetti,Tagliatelle,or Gnocchi etc etc" .All my mother did was laugh.You should of seen her face the other day when i drove pasta.....i was at the local swimming baths this morning & decided to have a sneaky piddle in the deep end, the life guard must have noticed, he blew his whistle so loud i nearly fell in......I was in a field today where there was lots of sheep,cows etc etc I was walking along in this beautiful hot weather and suddenly i felt faint,then i fell over and grazed my knee,also got stung by the nettles that was on this field.I screamed in agony.Suddenly this bloke with loads of lumps on his face drove up next to me on his tractor and said"you ok young man?".i told him what had happened.He said" not to worry you have has a bit of sun stroke and here's some medicine,ive also got some magic cream for those nettle stings and that grazed knee".The lumpy faced man then got back on his tractor and drove off.You know what i never got to thank him and do you think i could find this Farmer Cist in the yellow pages...i have recently opened up a bakery and a lady phoned me up,wanting a cake with HAPPY BIRTHDAY I SUCK**** written on it..I thought that is a bit weird,but i made it anyway.Mrs Cox was fuming when i delivered it and so was her son Isaac.. I think the paper’s jammin’ again....ive just had some good financial news, i am £***a year better off. the child i sponsor in Africa has just been eaten by a lion....ps if your wandering why i am not on here for a while,its because of the mad hours i work sometimes and not because i have a wife at home or a girlfriend,had to clear that up..get in touch. I would to meet someone as friends at first and see how we go from there..The last time i went on a date i booked a table for two.I knew it would end up in tears because she was crap at snooker... ;O)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

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  • Konner

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    Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48

    ..I'm a property consultant. My work involves international property investing, finance and events/promotion.Am a big music lover and have a keen interest in all things cultural. At the opposite end of the spectrum I am also enthusiastic about business and financial matters. Weird I know but true.I love keeping fit and intense workouts in the gym. Started doing Power Yoga there last year and luv it. As well as that I like to eat healthily but equally you could find me knocking back a beer or sipping a glass of fine red wine whilst munching on some tortilla chips. Hey, life's all about balance!! :)On my downtime I love to just chill and cook and watch movies and listen to music and dance. Sometimes you might even find me doing all 4 things at once if I'm feeling a bit giddy. :)Love going to the cinema, theatre and gigs and visiting new/interesting places. Dislike going to the same place over and over. Too boring when there's so much out there to see!Looking to meet someone who is professional, smart, fun, sexy, interesting, interested, focused and has a bit of va va voom and substance! I'm cool if you're a bit zany/creative as long as you get to put both feet on the ground frequently! I like women who dress well and have their own keen sense of style. Would be nice if you were fit and in good shape as that's something I value but it's not a deal breaker. Although I'm looking for something worthwhile/long term I'm happy to go on a few dates first as that's the only way to see if someone is for you or not.If I don't respond to you it's not that you're not amazing...it's just that I'm not for some reason feeling that online spark n' chemistry. There's plenty of fish....If you like my profile, why not get in touch and send me a quick message. A cup of coffee, a stroll in the park, an icecream, a glass of wine....

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