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Artie, 43

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About Me

I love to work hard and play even harder. Looking to share a great attitude with a beautiful woman, I have a big heart and I'm capable of giving and recieving unconditional love. Not afraid of sharing my love with kids becouse I have a lot to offer; If I cant fullfill your every fantasy, I'll check your pulse; If your really needy and clingy, I will lock myself in your bathroom.. I'm looking for someone with a slight limp, and one eye that drifts.. I am willing to hold your hair if your puking.. I have a Seahawks blanket,,; "its soft". I can throw F bombs like a MotherF%*#&er, but I rarely do. Two midgets on unicycles chasing a crack whore with squirt guns around the coffee table….. Just kidding….! I don’…

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Aydan

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    I am a very hard working dedicated person and I live life to it's fullest. I laugh often and am very optimistic. I think my smile is contagious :)I enjoy helping others more than anything else. I would put everything I'm doing on hold if someone I know needed help with anything at all. Actauly I have never been online to look for a partner before. I wanted to try this and see where it takes me.!! I am incredibly honest and trustworthy. I would expect my match to have the same qualities. That is extremely important. When im in a relationship I take it very seriously As for my first date. Thats a tough one for me. I have not dated alot of woman. Although I can give you a brief description of what I like :) I enjoy making people laugh. I am intelligent and can carry on meaningful conversations. I care about other people's feelings. . . . . . When I'm with someone special I like being spontaneous, adventurous, romantic, surprising them with little gestures, sensual, playful, and basically having that type of fun you see two people who just met in the movies having! Someone to laugh with, hang out with, be spontaneous with, and have fun with! I'm looking for someone who has similar qualities and desires someone who they can connect with . . I feel there has to be mutual physical attraction for there to be good chemistry between two people. So being fit and having good looks are important, as well as sensuality and affection. . . . Having some similar interests helps--some things I enjoy dining, walking at the beach at night, going dancing, watching movies including foreign films, travelling, going on trips through the mountains, going on day trips to local attractions, having romantic nights at home, cuddling, and basically having a blast together !!!

  • Bobbie

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    OK, so I'm sitting here on the commode (multitasking!) trying to write something clever and witty and compelling, and frankly it's all ringing a bit hollow. So lets just be real. What's the worst that could happen?I'm John, some of my buddies call me "Pinky". (It's a long story..) I live downtown in a loft, but that's pretty much about all my life has in common with the average beer commercial. First and foremost I am a Dad, and a pretty good one. I was married to my best friend, an incredible woman who got cancer and died. I got remarried, briefly, and we are now happily divorced friends. I have two sons, the older (from my first marriage) lives with me, my little guy spends time with both parents. My kids are absolutely the light in my life, and the answer to every existential question of my youth. After way too many years in a corporate job I set out on my own about 10 years ago and now get to do what I'm passionate about. I love my "job". It's the primary thing I do "for fun", but aside from that I'm an artist and musician, I like working out, and am an excellent cook. I like the usual things that people like (kindness, good company, Sour Patch Kids, etc..) and dislike the things that most people dislike.. (most Chrysler products, sulfurous odors, sharp blows to the head, and so on..)It's sort of hard to describe one's own personality; it's all from a pretty biased perspective after all. But what I strive to be is decent, honest, compassionate and aware, and I value the same traits in others. I'd like to think that people who know me well would describe me as a good guy, although there may be a few dissenting voices out there. sh*tdoes happen. I'm ultimately looking for a relationship, and very much open to the idea but in no particular hurry to get into anything super serious or heavy. (Dating is kind of fun too!) My perfect partner would be my best friend, which sort of infers sharing similar values and interests, but aside from that I have very few specific criteria. Women of other ethnicities, philosophies or backgrounds are encouraged to reply. I have no particular preferences with regard to other's appearance; I am far more attracted to integrity, creativity and positivity than a highly polished facade. I rarely click with people who are exceedingly negative or cynical (skeptical is good, cynical gets tiresome..) and have little patience for prejudice or bigotry. So that's me. Who are you? Dinner, anecdotes, laughter, possibilities.

  • Bobby

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    Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51

    Ok, You gave me about 63 seconds to make you interested...Since you've probably spent 22 seconds looking at my pics, read fast. :-)Here's the nitty gritty.I like to ride.(I have a motorcycle and a couple jet skis)I have a daughter 20, a son 18.I like football.I like reading.I like to shoot pool.I don't mind staying at home watching a movie or hanging out by the pool.I like to get out of town for quick get aways. (either to cool down or to go and do something or see something.)There's more, but now a short list of what I'd like from someone:You need to know how to laugh, and you need to have a smile that likes to come out... A LOT!If you read that is good, but please just don't read over my shoulder. :-)They have to be willing to say 'ok, we're not staying home tonight, let's go out and do SOMETHING', sometimes.They have to be able to joke and take a joke... If i have food in my teeth, tell me. even laugh at me... but don't get defensive when i tell you the same thing.Most of the things I say that are funny, are dumb stuff that happened to me or something stupid I did... and I laugh about it... I need you to be able to do the same thing. (lol.. I don't mean you have to just laugh at me... you need to be able to laugh at yourself.)Ok, there's more...Thanks for looking. :-)

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