SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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CodyOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-36
I work fulltime, i have my own house car and great job. Looking to settle down and meet the right person, or new friends to talk to wanna chat can txt me ***
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HarveyOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
This is the bit where I talk about myself oh well here goes..I'm easy going with a good personality but can be a wee but cheeky at times..I have a good job which is important to me but finding the right person to share good times with is also important to me..I like all sports play a bit of golf and go gym 3 times a week and also like to get out on the bike when the weather allows it...Im now at a time in my life where I want to be with someone who makes me smile when you get a text message or a call and you can't wait to reply or answer.. I want the butterflies again,soppy I know but I'm not afraid to show it when I'm happy and in love...So if you have managed to read this far and I haven't scared you off then drop me a message..if I'm not your cup of tea good luck in finding Mr Right..... Go for a quiet drink,get to know one another then hopefully we hit it off and a 2nd date is on the cards.
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MurdanieOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Haven't had much luck on here but have noticed that honesty seems to be a high priority for most ladies so here goes..... l'm baffled by anything more complicated than a toaster as l have the IQ of a stale pork pie and can't count to 21 unless l'm naked and l don't seem capable of finishing anything l start - unless it's a packet of biscuits. Am frighteningly ugly - my face resembles a medical experiment gone quite horribly wrong, but l do like to keep in shape - this years shape is a sack of spuds. l use one of the three possible Yorkshireman solutions to any given problem - eat it, kill it or shag it and In bed l can offer you a 3 minute fumble including foreplay. My diet consists entirely of pies, donuts and coffee and l drive an old banger that would scare the Stig. Therefore because of all these 'qualities' l'm realistic so l'm not fussy in who l meet as long as you're between ***yrs old, have a body Aphrodite herself would die for, be a raging nympho, a gourmet cook and are quite obscenely rich. These are just a few of my best points so for the full horror of what awaits you send a message and if l can wake up one of my last 2 brain cells l'll come and grunt at you. Ok ladies now please form an orderly queue.... There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.Well if you've got this far then you probably deserve a bit more honesty, l'm told l have a good, if a bit odd, sense of humour (See above), am loyal and caring.-o As for my photos l do smile but l don't like having my photo taken as l always seem to end up looking like something off of crimewatch and if you were this ugly you wouldn't be happy having your photo taken either :-- as long as its cheap, and is out of the way so as not to upset any innocent bystanders.