SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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AydenOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
i enjoy football an going to watch live music down my local playing golf when i get the time listening to music all kinds apart from classical all i want out of life is to be happy i,m always up for a laugh and been told i,m a funny person and make people laugh an smile i,m caring trustworthy honest an easy to get along with so take a chance if you dare i would like to go for a drink to get to know each other then maybe have a meal if first date goes well i,m happy go lucky fella who treats my woman like a diamond if you respect them you will get respect back looking for someone who likes similar interests good with children and easy to get on with i,m getting to old to be waiting for miss right to come along
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MurdanieOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Haven't had much luck on here but have noticed that honesty seems to be a high priority for most ladies so here goes..... l'm baffled by anything more complicated than a toaster as l have the IQ of a stale pork pie and can't count to 21 unless l'm naked and l don't seem capable of finishing anything l start - unless it's a packet of biscuits. Am frighteningly ugly - my face resembles a medical experiment gone quite horribly wrong, but l do like to keep in shape - this years shape is a sack of spuds. l use one of the three possible Yorkshireman solutions to any given problem - eat it, kill it or shag it and In bed l can offer you a 3 minute fumble including foreplay. My diet consists entirely of pies, donuts and coffee and l drive an old banger that would scare the Stig. Therefore because of all these 'qualities' l'm realistic so l'm not fussy in who l meet as long as you're between ***yrs old, have a body Aphrodite herself would die for, be a raging nympho, a gourmet cook and are quite obscenely rich. These are just a few of my best points so for the full horror of what awaits you send a message and if l can wake up one of my last 2 brain cells l'll come and grunt at you. Ok ladies now please form an orderly queue.... There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.Well if you've got this far then you probably deserve a bit more honesty, l'm told l have a good, if a bit odd, sense of humour (See above), am loyal and caring.-o As for my photos l do smile but l don't like having my photo taken as l always seem to end up looking like something off of crimewatch and if you were this ugly you wouldn't be happy having your photo taken either :-- as long as its cheap, and is out of the way so as not to upset any innocent bystanders.
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MaxtonOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Well, where do you start trying to describe who you are and what you like. Here goesI am a fun, outgoing,caring,romantic person believes in old fashion values of manners,respect,love,romance. However I am a man of the ***and respect equality,careers and ambition. I have no children but am definitely family orientated and put family before anything else. I think for now that is an insight and I hope this has enticed you to say hello. anywhere where you can talk pub,cafe