SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
As you can see from my profile pictures I have a rare genetic disease known as bagofspanners face, I wasn’t born with this disease but rather developed it over a number of years. It first manifested itself when my parents spun me round by the ankles & stopped me spinning with a shovel…Luckily I’m now able to stop dribbling down my shirt for long enough to have a conversation and my psychiatrist says I should be ok out in public now so long as I wear my muzzle.So if you’re still reading this you must be either blind or have a morbid curiosity.If you can see beyond my exterior you’d find an intelligent happy soul, with a cheeky sense of humour and a sunny disposition. I consider myself to be a gentleman with good morals and believe in honesty and monogamy.I'm quite active and enjoy being out and about visiting interesting places. I eat healthily & lead a healthy lifestyle, I wash every day, even behind my ears and can clean my teeth all on my own. I enjoy many sports but love swimming and compete in open water races usually 1.5K or 3.8K. I've tried a 10K this year but decided that was for real nutters or fish. The only down side to this is I either stink of chlorine from the local pool or my wetsuit, but don’t worry clothes pegs will be supplied free of charge.I'm looking for someone that is honest, caring, intelligent and has a good sense of humour. I'm not looking for someone that is a serial dater or party animal (no offense intended, sorry that's just not my type).My build says athletic, but this has many forms also. I have a small frame, but athletic, so if you're looking for a hunk in trunks (aka meat head), then I'm going to disappoint!I'm looking for my best friend, confidante & soul mate, but I believe mutual chemistry is also important. I'm in no rush to settle with just anyone.I'm quite active & an early bird, so I'm perhaps looking for someone similar. Though they do say opposites attract?So if you like what see or just fancy a go with the shovel why not drop me a line & say hello? A Hot air balloon ride over the Seine River, followed by a romantic meal on the summer terrace of Restaurant du Palais-Royal, overlooking the serene symmetrical gardens across from the Louvre.; a cup of tea in Steve’s Café.
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Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
I guess I am pretty immature, who wants to grow up, right? I respect and sometimes envy those "normal" people who do the "normal" things like settle down . .. I suppose whilst I was waiting for "the one" life kinda passed me by. . Still time left to enjoy myself and i know I can make someone happy. NO PHOTO NO REPLY. This isn't Blind Date ;)If I don't reply it may just be I was offended by your poor spelling or grammarDon't put your kids in your profile pictures there are a lot of wrong'uns out there. I also don't care to see your ex in the photo.-Factor, fake or manipulative people, chavs and Sheeple. I would be a bag of nerves