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Miykah, 45
United States, Kansas, Leawood

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I got stumped early with the profile set-up thing when I was first asked what my fish type was....and then...did I have a car? A fish....and then did I have a car? Perfect stair-step questioning. I got it....the next obvious question. I clicked on the scroll down thing and had to open up Google to see what some of these fish were. Basically, I am none of them. I would have the same problem if this site were called "Plenty of Birds". I don't know what kind of bird I would be either. I like where I'm at.....between the sky and the earth. No tail, don't like feathers.... unless it is at a Vegas Cabaret show. I am familiar with fire but prefer a microwave (and mine is clean inside by the way).... I shave and shower every week whether I need it or not (kidding...I am super clean and you should smell me).....love the outdoors but prefer my sleep number bed.....(Jesus it's awesome and if you don't have one you should check it out and no I don't work for them). In short, I'm not a fish. I don't take Viagra....yet......but if I did have an erection that lasted more than four hours I would not call my doctor as the commercial suggests. I would call every ex-girlfriend I knew. So we're good there...what else?????..............but not the big bunny thing.......I have no tattoos....but I've seen some cool ones....no piercings..............even though I used to take movies back to the store without rewinding them and I frequently left the caps off of borrowed ink pens........a real rebel.......look, just ask if you want to know something. I am not going to write a Hallmark card.....but I think I could easily. Gotta go.......there's a whole weekend of Soul Train re-runs on. Love that show! Sooooooooooouuuuuuul Train! Plus there's a whole bunch of reruns of Good Times on also....JJ is thinking about getting a job! Not sure.....open to ideas though. Somewhere topless preferably. Oh! One more thing. Ladies...it's not that difficult....easy way to land a sucker....and I won't charge for this advice....if you take it that way...otherwise look at it as a road sign....you don't have to go eat there..... Don't put up photos of you with thirty different hair-styles over the years..............but the worst.....the absolute worst......and I can't emphasize this enough......DO NOT put up a photo with you showing a peace sign....or in a bar with puckered up lips in the kissing pose........ There's no law saying you can't.............you can.......it's good for the moment....but you know deep down inside it's bad....and later it shows on the outside and you'lll regret it. Nevermind.....sorry. See, guys never do stuff like that....except when we take our picture in the woods with a dead deer or holding a dead fish.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Japanese Middle Eastern Portuguese Adult Comedy Music Ice Hockey Sailing
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