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Crsjjjjacksor5Offline
Man. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-59
Hi! My name is Crsjjjjacksor5. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Leawood, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DevenOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
I was doing some self reflection in order to figure out some provocative and super sexy things in which to describe myself. Not being able to come up with much, I realized I actually wasn’t God’s gift to women so I told some male and female friends I was signing up for a dating website and asked them to describe me.Here are a few excerpts..."I feel sorry for anyone you actually meet through that site", "You are an ***hole", "Maybe you will actually meet someone who is not completely out of her mind.", "Where the hell is the money you owe me", "You know that restraining order is still in effect so stop calling me"HA!..ok..ok..if you didn't think that was funny or that was actually serious, I doubt you'll get my sense of humor!All kidding aside..I'm a down to earth, one woman kinda guy who is a die hard romantic. I believe that honesty, trust and communication must be the foundation of any relationship if it's going to pass the test of time. I have a sarcastic sense of humor that usually gets pretty good laughs (see above!). I generally take important things very seriously and I am a "do whatever it takes"; family, morals, values, finances, friends, relationships, community, politics, career, etc. With that being said, I tend to not sweat the small stuff. Life is too short and you need a healthy balance of work, love, friendship and play.Friends and family are important to me. Everyone needs em! And I enjoy spending time with them. I do have a pretty large family all over, so that does make it difficult at times.I have a great, stable job/career and a pretty flexible schedule which I really like. Oh..and I do have all of my teeth. Just sayin.. I do own a house, but choose to rent it and consider it strictly an investment as it's working into my "Master Plan". Since I live in The Fan, I rarely (if ever) go to chain type restaurants as I like to support Mom and Pop places. I also despise the evil of WalMart. I also know how to put the toilet seat down! Again.. Just sayin..:)I'm looking for someone that would like to get to know each other first and see where that leads us. If it develops into a LTR then great, maybe we can rob some banks together or help some little old ladies across the street. Depends on you! :) Also, I want to add to someone’s life, not be their life. At least until we get to know each other and you fall madly, deeply in love with me! :)I try and keep it pretty healthy and work out ***times per week. But hey, I love my wings and IPA's, too.Here are a few of my activities and interests and would like to find someone that likes some of these things as well. I do believe that it's important for two people to find mutual interests and then grow together, learning and trying new things as life presents them. If you aren't growing, you aren't living! I also love Mexican food, seafood, a huge T-Bone steak, shrimp pasta, fishing, Jaguars (the cars), 68 Camaro's, All Music (with the exception of Hip Hop &; Order, Netflix (I don't have cable), shooting guns (safely of course!), Museums (I have a History degree), watching football (of course, I'm a man!), craft beers, Pino G, shooting pool, thunderstorms (the louder the better), boating, biking.......and a bunch of other stuff, too! Somewhere quiet and cozy. You're buyin! JUST KIDDING!
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TybaltOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
Looking for Open and direct lines of what you want. If your here to play games.... Well lets play. You say = By the way I'm older but meetville won't let me change the date.......what a crock of sh1t!!If you cheat .....who am I too judgeIf you lie ....how would I know.If your fun and have a wicked side.....well good for you.If you want one night... Then you don't want me then. As one night wouldn't be enough for you.I'm a innuendo type guy.... If you can't handle that... Well that's just fine .You don't give out your number.....cool , I never asked for it.You want to be treated like a princess......has any women actually read what's happens to most of the princesses in this land ???You don't want sex......reasonable thing to say for a future relationship....not :-)I hate men, men are *** men Blahhhh this and blahhhh that........got an issue.here's a tissue and take it elsewhere .You like to go abroad 5 times a year.....going to miss you for 4 times when you go awayLooking for a relationship.......means exactly what it saysIf my humour is offensive......feel free to be offendedI'm divorced........yes actually divorced, not married, no girlfriend hidden away......I'm on my ownIf you have read the above, please take note that it's written very much tounge in cheek...so relax :-) See what happens at first meet.However if you can restrain yourself....then yeah 2nd meet will be a date xWill not meet you in a dodgy smelly pub you might call your local....Some questions that are frequently asked .1. What are you looking for ? = A woman 2. How long have you been on meetville ? = Since end of May ***. Have you had dates on here ? = Yes ...still clearly single though.